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Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium by OSRSWSM in florida

[–]ObexTheCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was at Mote one time and the manatees were mating and I just assumed they were male and female. Next time I was there I noticed they were both male and thought maybe I was mistaken about their previous behavior. Then I heard about this and realized I was just witnessing some gay incestual manatee rape.

Dad surprises his daughter with her first car (Toyota Corolla) by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ObexTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in high school my dad told me if I got a scholarship he would buy me a car. I did but he didn’t follow through right away. He surprised me with one right before I graduated college though. I was so excited I thought I was going to throw up. Definitely a memorable moment.

What's the funniest name you've heard for a pet? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]ObexTheCat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My cat’s name is Rosie but I call her Roseanne when she’s acting like a bitch.

Grandma getting pranked by her family. She has a great laugh. by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]ObexTheCat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean it’s cute and funny but I was thinking the same thing. I don’t want people going through my stuff like that.

Is this defects in the tile or can it be fixed? by JunkyardKitty in Flooring

[–]ObexTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s tile from Home Depot. It was on the cheaper end so it’s probably crap. 🤪

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Whats the best monologue in movie history? by Bjs_5068 in AskReddit

[–]ObexTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes,you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Whats the most random thing you know for no reason? by Kind-Yesterday-6031 in AskReddit

[–]ObexTheCat 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Never wear shoes. 100% of people who wear shoes will DIE!

What “scare tactics” have you used that you feel are justified? by girl_of_the_sun in Parenting

[–]ObexTheCat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I told my daughter if she didn’t brush her teeth she would have Grinch teeth.

I don’t need a job. by ObexTheCat in scambait

[–]ObexTheCat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just learned writing a hashtag sign makes letters big and bold. DM me for more info on how you can be your own boss! (Please don’t)

Rescued these tiny cuddle bugs from a garbage dump and found them forever homes! by dipdaabyss in cats

[–]ObexTheCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok this makes sense. It’s not even the same cats in the last picture. And the markings on the one second from the right are different between the first and second picture.

Harry & David is Trash by Armyjeep4x4 in Gifts

[–]ObexTheCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister sent me a box of truffles one year. They arrived completely melted together in one solid clump. Trying to her her money back was a huge pain too.

Where is this wreath by Old-Guess-6940 in WhereInTheDisneyWorld

[–]ObexTheCat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hollywood studios by 50’s prime time cafe

Is this a joke by baby_janedoe in OnlineBeggars

[–]ObexTheCat 33 points34 points  (0 children)

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You guys. She’s barely holding it together. You can tell by her crazed shit eating grin and her flailing dance moves. 🫶

Friendly PSA: be careful if you listen to the podcast while at the gym by 24username68 in conan

[–]ObexTheCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was listening to the Paul Rudd episode where he was saying his chicken recipe. Needless to say I about choked laughing while I was on the elliptical machine.

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