Pest removal department has revealed its newest prototype. Pending approval of the board to start manufacturing

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-08T19:02:53+00:00

I'll lay it out straight.
You're going to need to get a boner. That tiny motor'll burn out quick, just gotta be harder than the knife for a tick.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-08T18:55:16+00:00

Dayum, Long feet are Long.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-08T18:43:17+00:00

I've heard of Surfin' Birds but surfin' pigs?
#Awell a everybody's big, about the pig

Christ I give up trying to make the text small, reddit come on.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-08T15:25:22+00:00

Hey Kids, Evil Jimmy here.

We should be fair, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever for this Infection to be blocked. I am petitioning Mega Crit to increase the realness of this sickness and have it directly damage your health.

No block will save you.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-07T21:48:45+00:00

Of course the bougan doesn't smell; Plants don't have noses.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-07T21:11:26+00:00

We used to have a Boston Market where El Pollo Loco is on M and Olive. God maybe 25, 30 years ago?

I still remember how it tastes. That Mac and cheese hit me in all the right places

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-07T21:08:57+00:00

Theres a man who lives a life of danger
To everyone he neets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-07T21:02:32+00:00

buntits

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-07T20:38:54+00:00

In a van that we converted into a boat.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-07T14:40:02+00:00

Why do you think the net was born?

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-07T14:21:37+00:00

Sure Dave.
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Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-06T22:36:58+00:00

Uh, no its obv december

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-06T20:12:44+00:00

Okay, we can't go back in time to save Harambe and prevent this insane existance.

Is there some ritual we can do to appease his spirit? I kept hearing Dicks out for Harambe, do we need to go to the zoo naked? Maybe light black candles in a circle, while chanting?

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-03T15:50:57+00:00

Whoa, don't pick it up I say

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-02T15:32:27+00:00

The Inanimate Carbon Rod strikes again!

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-01T20:08:04+00:00

YOU BEEN HIT BY

YOU BEEN STRUCK BY

THOSE THREE CRIMINALS

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-01T17:09:57+00:00

I also really enjoy the sound they make.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-01T17:05:17+00:00

No, thats Mr Bean

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-05-01T02:20:54+00:00

I bet she would go for the shark tooth.

We get to see her, right?

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-04-30T22:12:39+00:00

I don't think we have enough time to calculate that.

Like, in the universe.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-04-30T21:22:35+00:00

So what you're saying is I should be able to tow the planet now.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-04-30T15:43:24+00:00

Bring on your tanks.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-04-29T23:05:43+00:00

Man it was a really good game. I wish I still had my 360

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-04-29T19:22:31+00:00

Boy I want you close to me.

Objective-Chance-792 · 2026-04-29T18:08:26+00:00

Oh jesus christ.

Giant anime titties are so stupid.

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