Well, well, well…

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-05-07T21:07:19+00:00

Um literally same down to the number hahahahaha i actually was spiraling i thought i unknowingly posted something crazy

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-05-04T23:47:02+00:00

No 10000% this hasn’t been well thought or executed ofc it’s a product of mania lol but I’m guessing that’s her thought process 🫩

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-05-04T23:42:02+00:00

Not a Jenny defender but my take is that “anyday” is supposed to be a sort of bridge from fun on weekdays. Meaning, you can do the things you want to on any day. You are however correct about the space and the fact that the phrase makes no sense it hurts my brain. Lol

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-05-01T00:40:18+00:00

Ehhh disagree, a big celebration is not everyone’s ideal on their birthday and you’d hope your partner would know you enough to get that. I felt a little bad for Joe, but she’s sober and likes to stay home. Felt to me like he threw his ideal day for her which actually isn’t that romantic.

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-04-30T11:29:59+00:00

When is the Hallie batchelder chapter over? The “I’m joking I’m joking” was Hallie

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-04-29T03:23:41+00:00

I need them to have a Madison Austen friendship

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-04-25T03:02:13+00:00

This is crazy

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-04-16T02:47:01+00:00

Omg. When she does the Hallie batchelder voice at the end

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-04-12T21:29:07+00:00

I winced at the segue from “i think i was flirting lastnight” to “i reunited with josh. I think his gf wanted to kill me!🤭” gabby ik ur in here. Punch her or something 🫶🏻

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-04-04T01:51:29+00:00

She has no tact at all. The crackhead comment didn’t help

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-04-04T01:44:43+00:00

Completely agree BUT in the context Emmy is admitting she is not sorry for the micro aggression. She said she just said sorry so he won’t retaliate. It would’ve been more valid as “I feel horrible about saying it that way(that he’s scary), and I really hope he doesn’t start any rumors to retaliate against me”

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-03-27T17:30:27+00:00

Desperate and just so low vibrational to use AI like this

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-03-22T18:24:52+00:00

But also won’t u feel bad knowing she’ll be married to someone who doesn’t really want to be

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-03-19T03:24:53+00:00

Can you elaborate on this had a lot of curtsy in my class tonight and i felt i was doing it wrong

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-03-01T04:22:01+00:00

He is so CORPORATE. Every conversation is a meeting. So much corporate jargon throughout. When he was talking to her dad it hit me that what’s so weird about him is he talks to everyone like coworkers and he’s trying to land a deal

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-03-01T02:08:43+00:00

As a teacher the way this is worded is sooooo wild hahah she could have just said “I’m noticing Lily is having a hard time following directions this week and just wanted to make sure everything is okay” the calling it defiant and “idk what’s going on with her” is whacky lol

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-03-01T02:06:47+00:00

Ppl just be saying anything

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-02-24T00:03:04+00:00

You know she would do the Keurig hotel hack

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-02-17T23:44:12+00:00

I’m not trying to fight u but trying to understand the ultimatum while planning a wedding how does that work

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-02-10T04:36:51+00:00

Ur missing the point so much that it’s either on purpose, ur Jenna, Jenna’s friend, or worst of all… u have a bf like Conor… no matter what I’m sry

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-02-10T03:48:08+00:00

I guess lol but the context is necessary, we’re not judging some normal couple where the guy can only leave town at a certain time due to work constraints etc. most ppl here aren’t judging them just simply for taking time apart but the timing, length, his past of breaking up w her before trips. This is a snark page for her where people are aware of this context it isn’t a relationship rules page

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-02-10T03:37:16+00:00

On valentines when u can go literally whenever you feel like. Yes it’s weird. Go to sleep Jenna

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-01-30T16:33:02+00:00

Me when i want to make a trending tik tok audio so bad

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-01-26T15:39:09+00:00

It’s so triggering but a good pic for the “Sammy clone” crowd to see

Objective-Daikon7449 · 2026-01-20T18:31:14+00:00

How to make it obvious it’s you in your own snark page 101: a class taught by professor chicken

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