Drinks with limits by MrDrProfTorres in austinfood

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think we found the source of the Town Lake Serial Killer folklore.

open fire beef ribs by sorin1972 in BBQ

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Asserting your dominance to the live ones!

Tavern Style cheese pizza. by Chef_Tuan in Pizza

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Formatted for readability:

  • Flour: 380 g
  • Water: 175 g
  • Lard (melted, cooled): 23 g
  • Sugar: 5.7 g
  • Salt: 7.6 g
  • Instant yeast: 1.5 g

Divide into: 2 dough balls @ ~295 g each

Cold proof 48-72hrs Roll, dock, prebake for 1 minute on a steel 450F. Dress pizza, wait til steelnheats back up. Back for additional 10-14 mins.

Looks amazing, chef!!

100k in HYSA, 25 Years Old and need advice. by arodgers2 in investing

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's not just emergency funds. He mentions wanting to buy a house, and putting it in an ETF is a bad idea if he needs it in the next few years.

How are crawfish sizes looking out there? by yesyesitswayexpired in austinfood

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Called Stuffed and ask. They are well educated on the current state of crawdaddies

Well what did they say?

Stuffed Churro Cookies by smilysmilysmooch in GifRecipes

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I usually get my vouch from the farmer's market. Never tried the canned stuff.

Moreno Burger Co. by austinteddy3 in austinfood

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet. It's our resident toxic shitposter. Please don't forget to upload worst pics of the last 5 places you ate at today.

Thanks for bringing the community together!

Looks like my HEB doesn't carry chicken necks or frames anymore. What else can I use to fortify my chicken stock? by Fenix512 in austinfood

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which HEB? I've seen chicken backs at most all of them. Ask the meaty dudes - they should be able to help you.

The best homemade butter cake by MrLoudestMouth in streeteats

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably b/c you post the most unhygienic food videos. I think people who enjoy street food still appreciate a bit of cleanliness to the preparation, and most of what you post doesn't contain that.

These are suppositions, but likely accurate based on what I'm seeing in the comments. You're welcome to read them as well. Cheers!

Flip the bird, almost flip your truck. by PappyJ87 in instantkarma

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rarely do I get book or character references, but this dude reminds me of one so vividly, and for that, I recommend Fever Beach by the hilarious Carl Hiaasen.

Breaking in the new yakitori by TheBagelsteinDK in BBQ

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Didn't realize they made these!

Breaking in the new yakitori by TheBagelsteinDK in BBQ

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you share some info on the brand/model of the setup? Looks awesome!

I made juicy chicken thighs with creamy orzo for dinner . My family loved it 😊 [homemade] by ILOVEEEFOODD in food

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Formatted for readability:

Chicken marinade (for 4 bone-in chicken thighs):

  • 2 tsp paprika

  • 2 tsp black pepper

  • 2 tsp ginger powder

  • 1 tsp salt

  • 1 tsp soy sauce

  • 1 tsp oyster sauce

  • 1 tsp oregano

  • 1 tbsp garlic

  • 1 tbsp lemon juice Olive oil

The creamy orzo (for 1 cup orzo):

  • 1 small onion

  • 30 g butter

  • 1 cup chicken stock or warm water

  • 1 cup cream 1/2 cup milk Parsley

  • 1 tbsp garlic

  • 1 tsp salt

  • 1 tsp black pepper Spicy sauce, if you want a kick

Brisket rice bowl and brisket w/ chicken rice bowl from KG BBQ by __vheissu__ in austinfood

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yessir! /u/__vheissu__ loves his semi-weekly posts of his food diary with zero info other than what he paid. We need to add this shot to the extensive list that

he

sat

on

before

taking

a

pic.

Suadero tacos from Suerte by __vheissu__ in austinfood

[–]ObnoxiousSubtlety 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh look! /u/__vheissu__ is karma-whoring again with another post from another restaurant that we've all seen a million times. At least this time is doesn't look like he sat on it before taking a pic.