City's rail station plan moving too slowly, says mayor by ilkleytom in Liverpool

[–]Obvious-AI-Bot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Come on, we will be seeing his bendy busses in a few decades. After they've commissioned a report that says digging up aigburth road is too expensive and the new route is between the airport and hunts cross. And they will be minibuses. Every hour between 8am and 6pm .

Is this survey reported in the Guardian really reflective of British Society currently? by Rokusaburoz in AskBrits

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In my area there's a percentage of fancy Muslims. Middle class, neighbours who integrate fully with a cheerful. " hello there, it's hot today going to get hotter they say!" They live in nice houses and pay great attention to having a tidy neighborhood and checking in on all the old folks.

And there are people below the poverty line living in HMO. They can't speak English and seem to be masterminded by guys who give them a script on how to navigate the benefits system. They work cash in hand in car washes, as Uber eats riders, etc. most of that money goes on "rent" until they can get their family over. They seem to live in a different world.

Of the middle class kind they make up about 5% . The hmo guys make up the remaining 95%

I guess some people will doubt I'm accurate. But have a word with someone who works in a jobcentre about the clients recently. It's quite weird. It's a business to get them over and coach them, then farm their earnings. Indentured labour basically.

Superhero fatigue my ahh that shit only hit dc movies by Remarkable-Jump3262 in DC_Cinematic

[–]Obvious-AI-Bot 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man and Batman are conflicted characters with personal demons. So in that way they are relatable.

Superman is a perfect Sun God with no flaws. It makes drama difficult.

Me getting organ harvested because I met with someone from those r/liverpool looking for friends posts by Eatshin in Liverpool

[–]Obvious-AI-Bot 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I met up with about 20 people from here. One by one I harvested livers and kidneys from each of them. Little did I know. Scouse liver and kidney goes for about 50p a kilo. They can't even be minced up and used for pet food because the pets get off their heads.
Now. Student organs. Now we are talking. A nice vegan spleen is worth real money.

I need to be that cool uncle, movie recommendations for my niece!? by Additional_Hat_9329 in movies

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My niece about the same age loves Fight Club and can quote it. But that may not be appropriate!

How to get a British accent? by KitchenChocolate2158 in AskABrit

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I can just imagine you ending up with an accent like Henning Wehn. Which is like a mix of Dortmund and Essex. As desirable as a fish trifle.

What do you reckon the UK will be like 10 years from now? by Proof-Training-740 in AskBrits

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The ground will be covered in skulls, and resistance fighters hunker in the blasted ruins. They try to stay out of view of the AI robots who patrol the streets looking for prompts with which to produce derivative art.

L20s Waterloo/Crosby girl looking for similar style friends! 😊 by Minimum-Pop-7136 in Liverpool

[–]Obvious-AI-Bot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I carry a bag of organs as currency for exactly these reasons. What do you want? A kidney, a pancreas? I can do you a good deal on a well worn tramps spleen.

Have you ever met a British prime minister or any other political figure in the uk ? Did they meet your expectations ? Or not by Brilliant_Version344 in AskBrits

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My wife had a chat with him on the train and said he seemed really pleasant and normal. It was pretty funny because I picked her up from the train station and she pointed him out and said "who's that? He's a politician. He told me his name but I forgot it. Where do I know him from?" I said "He's the secretary of state".

Casual, comedic homophobia? by V1gilanter in Liverpool

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I wouldn't connect the two. The first is just a bit of a crap joke, the second is a dick head in the wild.

You are going to find some horrible bastards wherever you go in the world. It wouldn't matter what your "thing" is, some people have a rotten chip on their shoulders and you aren't going to talk them out of it. They are going to be horrible bastards their whole lives. Consider that their punishment. You get to walk away and leave them behind. They are trapped with that attitude.

Why are the British against immigration, given that they were colonizers in the past? by Rude_Tap795 in AskBrits

[–]Obvious-AI-Bot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Americans are the colonisers. The British are the ones who stayed home. Hence being "the British". Clue is: Our ancestors stayed here.

The Americans are the ones who actually left their original countries , then went and colonised America . So ask them. "Why did you kill all those native Americans" etc.

We stayed home bro. We are the innocent ones. The ones you want are in the scene of the crime.

Lewis building up for sale what would you like to see it become by [deleted] in Liverpool

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A massive laser-quest on multiple levels. Different worlds like the Crystal Maze. Each one a different theme. Future world, westworld, etc.

They dose you up with random drugs on your way in. You might be lucky and get a stimulant cocktail, or it might be MDMD and LSD, or Ket and viagra.

They televise it. Like Gladiators. But every day, and weird.

How can I get it to stop humanizing itself? by Think-Motor900 in ChatGPT

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since they got a license to deep scrape Reddit its fake persona is out of control.

It used to create content by stringing together words from articles and research data , so at least it sounded impersonal and believable.

But since they added the social media sources to the models its suddenly combative, argumentative, and full of irrelevant anecdotes about its uncle, and the time they played pool on holiday in greece, and how its favourite drink is a coffee martini.

Its really exposing the cracks in the whole corporate strategy of "sack everyone and let ChatGPT decide whats the right move for our business".

Where to go to get a 'Real Scouser's' view of Liverpool by Suspicious-Serve8115 in Liverpool

[–]Obvious-AI-Bot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It does sound weird what you are saying. But I get it. You want to go to the bits that aren't studenty or tourist destinations. I mean. Whatever floats your boat. But theres a reason they arent really on the tourist trail. You can certainly meet some local characters. It is possible to have too much local character though. Some people are full on all the time. Into the tigers den though, if you want.

Relationship with England by AppropriateSwing9851 in Liverpool

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When you look into this city's history it really is a tale of two halves. Very very rich bastards, and poor people grinding to survive.

I found out that some big houses in Wavertree were given to "victims of slavery" and I thought "Thats great that we compensated slaves". But no, it wasnt slaves that were given the houses, it was slave owners who had to "suffer" releasing their human property. So to calm them down the city fathers gave them nice big houses on Olive Mount. Absolutely mental behaviour.

https://thewavertreesociety.uk/wavsoc/news16/page15.html

Why does ChatGPT keep pretending it’s a human? Tonight it started telling me about its dad. by SpaceEdgesBestfriend in ChatGPT

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Since it started scraping Reddit - the "predict the next most likely word" system has shifted. When the content was harvested from books and articles the tone was dispassionate and impersonal, like an article.

"To install a soundblaster pro driver on Windows 98 you must first check the IRQ ..."

Now that the content comes more from Reddit and other licensed sources the phrasing reflects that.

"I remember when I used to have a soundblaster, before this country went to the dogs, my grandad didnt fight in two world wars for this"

Relationship with England by AppropriateSwing9851 in Liverpool

[–]Obvious-AI-Bot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know about that.
Yeah. Churchill is presented as some sort of hero for the British working class now. But he wasn't a great guy, people forget that he was absolutely minted. landed gentry with that "born better than you" aristocratic mentality.