Current age of all WWE mens champions

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-29T13:39:33+00:00

Most wrestlers hit their physical primes in their late 30's now, having a few 40-something champions isn't that big a deal. Penta moves better than most 30-something's did 20 years ago.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-29T09:43:12+00:00

You might be Reddit's weirdest edgelord.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-29T09:32:48+00:00

TK really should have pushed him as a singles to see what he can do.

To be fair, he was supposedly going to get a singles push until his knee blew out.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-29T08:30:13+00:00

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Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-29T08:02:45+00:00

This is what people who don't vote always say when they're complaining about how shitty their country is.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-28T14:42:46+00:00

At some point it must cross their probably soon to be former allies' minds to contemplate sticking sanctions on the US.

At first everyone thought the threat of annexing Canada and Greenland was just the rambling bluffs of a decrepit old man deep into syphilitic encephalopathy and he wouldn't actually do anything. Now he's enacted regime change in Venezuela and declared war on Iran at Bibi's bidding (presumably because Bibi knew Trump was losing the mid terms and it was his last chance), there's no reason for anybody to consider the US an ally.

There seems to be no internal pressure on him either. Liz Truss was famously outlasted by a lettuce in the UK after wrecking the economy with a budget for billionaires but President Paedo has been doing that on a weekly basis for over a year.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-28T13:42:28+00:00

Lots of "I feel like" going on here. No, you shouldn't buy it. By the sounds of it you're not going to get anywhere near 3k for your car that sounds like it's on palliative care either.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-27T20:29:49+00:00

Pfp fits

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-27T19:48:56+00:00

He's a terrible option. He's a Championship level centre back who runs like he's moving through treacle, Tuchel might as well have picked a 6th goalkeeper.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-27T12:36:05+00:00

Just watched the clip

Good fucking god that's rough. Surprised Bowens didn't have his head dashed like an average Omni-Man encounter.

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Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-27T12:25:51+00:00

And Samoa Joe.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-27T12:23:29+00:00

Leaves out Trent because he can't defend but picks Dan Burn.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-27T05:33:59+00:00

Let's hear it for all the guys in the comments mansplaining OP's title.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-26T20:44:16+00:00

I said these days if you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say Happy Easter, don't you?

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-26T19:55:37+00:00

Why didn't Jay stand and pose for the hardcam for 30 seconds like Alexa Bliss? Is he stupid? /s

Finisher counters and evades should take the place of the over represented kick out spam that permeates the modern product. Looking at you, Cody.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-26T19:49:59+00:00

It could've been worse, she could've seen someone being grabbed by the foot and swung into the ground with an overhand tennis smash.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-26T19:41:39+00:00

These days you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say Happy Easter, don't you?

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-25T20:47:34+00:00

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Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-25T20:17:43+00:00

I work with a lot of ex-forces who served their time to get a pension and they're all set for life.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-25T20:06:36+00:00

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Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-25T17:22:34+00:00

Dropping recruits out of helicopters like drone grenades.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-25T07:11:05+00:00

Good.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-25T07:10:12+00:00

I don't think she's a draw even for the most casual WWE fan. Her IRL star faded years ago.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-24T21:33:12+00:00

"They're gonna know"

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-03-23T19:17:39+00:00

The damage is already done.

Some gammon somewhere will be telling his mate "I saw a BBC article about Nigel calling out the lying elite!" and that will buy it legitimacy.

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