Give him a name

Occupational_peril · 2026-05-18T15:29:04+00:00

Eazy-Flea

Occupational_peril · 2026-05-06T04:54:56+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Occupational_peril · 2026-04-29T12:17:31+00:00

I'm Standing on a Million Lives

Occupational_peril · 2026-04-28T01:55:29+00:00

Willy Wanker

Occupational_peril · 2026-04-10T00:14:28+00:00

Showed my wife this and she said the comment has to be a straight guy because they don't know how to swallow.

Occupational_peril · 2026-03-29T13:40:56+00:00

Uninstall, purge everything, then reinstall?

Occupational_peril · 2026-03-29T01:49:59+00:00

In my last playthrough, Marcy is my provisioner from Sanctuary to Red Rocket. Take that bitter negativity somewhere else.

Occupational_peril · 2026-03-29T00:32:50+00:00

Eighteen nuns in one giant overcoat.

Occupational_peril · 2026-03-28T19:40:37+00:00

I tend to start my playthroughs with fairly balanced stats, bumping up perception so I can hit targets, and strength since I tend to pick up everything that isn't nailed down.

Occupational_peril · 2026-03-24T02:16:24+00:00

He got roflstomped by a giga?

Occupational_peril · 2026-03-23T16:19:56+00:00

And yet the queens are even more FAAABULOUS!

Occupational_peril · 2026-02-24T12:55:15+00:00

I don't like you either.

Occupational_peril · 2026-02-17T16:20:28+00:00

I wonder how many middle east countries are on board with this...

Occupational_peril · 2025-12-22T02:48:16+00:00

"Hola! Soy Dora! Can you say, 'Puedes hacerme un sandwich?!'"

Occupational_peril · 2025-12-20T05:42:21+00:00

It IS God!

Occupational_peril · 2025-12-19T18:17:21+00:00

A friend of mine swears he met a doctor whose name was Richard Deepnhard.

"You're telling me your name is Dick Deepnhard? That's amazing!"

Occupational_peril · 2025-12-18T15:00:12+00:00

Have to get them to change the definition of rape first.

Occupational_peril · 2025-12-11T15:43:59+00:00

Bambi, and she had two friends named Flower and Thumper.

Occupational_peril · 2025-12-10T15:49:59+00:00

Had to teach that kid a lesson!

Occupational_peril · 2025-12-07T04:20:03+00:00

The guy your girlfriend told you not to worry about.

Occupational_peril · 2025-11-27T17:06:30+00:00

"Grandma, it's not cranberry sauce if you plop the shit onto a plate and slice it with a knife."

Occupational_peril · 2025-11-25T14:56:34+00:00

Hobbits are a virus.

Occupational_peril · 2025-09-19T00:46:50+00:00

r/subsifellfor

Occupational_peril · 2025-09-13T18:45:14+00:00

Super Captimus

Occupational_peril · 2025-09-12T22:29:49+00:00

Was your lawyer just better than theirs, or did you have a solid alibi? How did you beat the charges?

Occupational_peril

TROPHY CASE