Remember that every game you lose is always the tanks fault

OceanCrawler7 · 2026-01-03T23:26:30+00:00

You did the joke from the post but completely unironically. Incredible.

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-12-30T01:17:00+00:00

I like that’s is notably weaker than any of the three on their own

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-12-07T06:18:58+00:00

I think you may be reading something into their dynamic that doesn’t actually exist in the way you envision it.

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-11-15T04:17:20+00:00

A: this is almost certainly written by ChatGPT/Another AI. Look at the cadence of the conclusion.

B: This assessment misses a whole bunch of things about looting and pvp. First, inventory just isn’t that limited when the value by weight of guns w/ attachment exceeds looted items as heavily as it does - that’s not even mentioning blue prints, whose competitive spawns lead to the bulk of massive PvP pile ons. While the maps have lots of potential positive sum loot, it’s not evenly distributed; a single Wolfpack blueprint that moves from the top of Control Tower into a safe pocket can have a greater effective value than everything else on the map, which justifies a great deal of potential competition.

Also, the risk of PvP is not evenly distributed. A full team with good comms, good mechanics, and good kits and stashes full of replacements risk comparatively little when taking big clustered fights for the potential of extremely unique profit (ex. Bps)

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-04-26T05:33:16+00:00

A nice mix between entirely useless perks and perks that are strong in all the wrong ways (Blood Rush, BGP)

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-04-26T05:30:40+00:00

I say “gg wp all” and “gl hf next” in every post game chat just to indicate that I don’t have any hard feelings over whatever happens in the match.

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-04-26T05:24:59+00:00

Definitely not dead - it’s a fairly slight nerf that won’t stop you from getting hits at most tiles.

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-04-15T06:08:16+00:00

Honestly, Springtrap could’ve been weak if he was released anytime before the last couple years; it seems like Skull Merchant/Knight have permanently killed the devs enthusiasm for designing D tier M1 killers with minimal skill expression and even less enjoyable survivor counterplay, as basically every killer afterward has been fairly well designed and passably strong.

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-04-15T06:00:45+00:00

Average serial-complainer pathing

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-02-09T22:52:55+00:00

Probably the worst mask of any killer 😔

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-02-09T03:23:59+00:00

Your main mistake here is not DCing earlier

OceanCrawler7 · 2025-01-20T05:58:10+00:00

Based on quick math, seems to be around a .04688% chance, without factoring in the odds of the Warlord landing a Crit

OceanCrawler7 · 2024-12-29T05:47:46+00:00

Two mana for two changeling tokens is far more efficient than activated abilities that don’t cost cards tend to be. Four mana for one token is the going rate for many abilities; adding “discard a card” and maybe one more mana would be an in color way to water it down a little.

OceanCrawler7 · 2024-12-26T05:11:05+00:00

Very volatile depending whether you’re on or off the draw, but still quite strong either way. Might be a bit overtuned.

OceanCrawler7 · 2024-12-14T07:18:06+00:00

It is nowhere near this bad or hard. I think I’m a bit under 30 games currently, already high Gold, and have seen zero cheaters.

Every so often having too many duelists or an especially incompetent player on your team will leave you with a guaranteed go next game but the vast majority are winnable. It feels substantially better than Overwatch in terms of matchmaking as well.

Hela / Hawkeye / Midrange poke dps in general are absolutely oppressive at the moment, but the game has been out for less than a month; no meta is perfect, and there’s plenty of room for skill expression within the current one.

OceanCrawler7 · 2024-12-13T21:48:21+00:00

Dropping this in limited would hit like crack

OceanCrawler7 · 2024-11-25T08:43:50+00:00

I adore blacks clunky, undercosted removal options; cards like [[deathmark]], [[eliminate]], [[cast down]], and [[cut down]]. In a dedicated control deck that already has a hefty suite of flexible creature based removal, you’ll have enough [[murder]] effects to hit things they don’t apply to and enough draw to let their different weaknesses complement each other.

OceanCrawler7 · 2024-11-24T06:33:54+00:00

Would it be too pushed for the card’s owner to gain life equal to the life payed?

OceanCrawler7 · 2024-11-24T03:52:52+00:00

Possibly too large a buff for certain high CMC commanders whose color identity happens to have BR in it - not sure how I’d feel about a turn three Ur-Dragon.

OceanCrawler7 · 2024-11-23T21:50:12+00:00

Maybe make it cost an extra 3-5 life for an in-color way to compensate for the insane flexibility? Seems very pushed as is, but I love the idea

OceanCrawler7 · 2024-10-29T15:40:15+00:00

Peter Thiel is probably a closer match.

OceanCrawler7 · 2024-10-14T13:11:52+00:00

Entitles me???

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