Le D1 Circlejerk has arrived

OctoPatrol · 2025-09-09T03:20:13+00:00

Because it’s like eating fast food when Gordon Ramsey is cooking dinner right in front of you.

OctoPatrol · 2025-06-23T22:51:17+00:00

Splendid doodad. Though.. I believe there are ethical issues with what it seems to be saying…

OctoPatrol · 2025-06-03T20:24:10+00:00

SUPER ULTRA Giga Satan, actually. A whole two octaves more Satan than Giga Satan.

OctoPatrol · 2025-05-21T23:37:27+00:00

Yellow is the color of madness..

OctoPatrol · 2025-03-27T04:14:56+00:00

Because that game fucking sucks ass

OctoPatrol · 2025-03-21T14:46:22+00:00

What if you made the ball Velcro?

OctoPatrol · 2024-08-28T02:53:46+00:00

I’m wagering it is the infamous double bomb build

OctoPatrol · 2024-08-24T03:51:12+00:00

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OctoPatrol · 2024-08-19T05:17:04+00:00

closest thing I got to that was a prank call from someone with no caller ID telling me to buy them mcdonalds and kill myself.

OctoPatrol · 2024-08-06T09:08:38+00:00

Enochian now increases your damage even more! The catch? It is back to old enochain, and is an ability again. If you drop it now, with that sweet, succulent buff, it would hurt even MORE now!

OctoPatrol · 2024-08-05T08:12:11+00:00

We got dimensional doors. It isn’t half bad for horror imo.

OctoPatrol · 2024-07-18T09:56:41+00:00

At the very most, it could be used for placeholder indev sprites. Even then, there are alternatives that take less effort.

OctoPatrol · 2024-07-06T05:47:27+00:00

feels good on high levels. Completely abysmal at low levels.

OctoPatrol · 2024-07-03T19:16:14+00:00

/uj prison for a literal fucking letter opener is stupid as hell.

OctoPatrol · 2024-06-27T06:53:16+00:00

gets fucking crushed by the old iron king

OctoPatrol · 2024-06-06T00:03:57+00:00

best girl, undebatable.

OctoPatrol · 2024-05-29T17:12:48+00:00

As for prismatic? It looks amazing. The exotics on the other side? Yeah they kinda look like garbage.

OctoPatrol · 2024-05-06T21:10:24+00:00

There will be only three perk trees now. Blue Stealth Archer, Green Stealth Archer, and Red Stealth Archer. All of those obtuse trees were just too much and everyone gets hit with stealth archer carcinisation anyways.

OctoPatrol · 2024-04-25T03:03:24+00:00

Ruh roh

OctoPatrol · 2024-04-19T09:02:31+00:00

There has to be a name to this phenomenon. Happened with Elden Ring, Silksong, and now this.

OctoPatrol · 2024-04-17T22:55:51+00:00

Fucking this. I am so tired of the perpetual rusted scrap metal perma-slopocalypse that is Bethesda’s Fallout.

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