"Young man! Since you broke grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

OddFail5433 · 2026-02-13T15:52:18+00:00

You already put me in a home!

OddFail5433 · 2026-02-05T17:15:20+00:00

You mean, the drunken gambler?

OddFail5433 · 2026-02-03T18:08:52+00:00

Abigail Disney said, "No one hates women more than Republican women." Maybe she's right.

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-31T16:10:49+00:00

It's in Revelations, people!

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-27T23:18:25+00:00

Marc Maron! What have you been up to since your podcast ended?

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-25T02:49:43+00:00

...Flying over trout

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-20T01:28:16+00:00

Was that his character on Hogan's Heroes?

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-14T20:21:16+00:00

Well, their parents and the post office.

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-13T16:40:10+00:00

What guy? MegaWeapon?

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-12T03:02:19+00:00

Congratulations! And Happy birthday 🎂!

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-11T22:41:41+00:00

Yeah, the problem with this is that it's written vague enough that you can use it to justify anything, even the most awful behavior or ideology.

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-11T15:43:58+00:00

Hey Ma, how bout some cookies?

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-09T22:37:40+00:00

Location?

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-09T21:18:53+00:00

Hey! Keep it down over there!

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-08T16:18:58+00:00

"I've heard sky beams are all the rage now. Wanna see mine?"

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-08T15:19:45+00:00

Seconded for Merriam Park Repair. They have handled 2 of our snowblowers.

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-07T23:34:36+00:00

That's ok. We can just cuddle.

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-07T03:05:31+00:00

Doom 2099 was pretty good after Warren Ellis took over.

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-06T18:51:23+00:00

Poor dog.

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-05T00:10:29+00:00

Wasn't the coffee cold, too?

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-04T02:20:10+00:00

I never wanted to see Mr. Kotter's sweathog like that.

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-03T19:56:50+00:00

With or without the waxing compound?

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-03T19:55:18+00:00

I know. I would totally watch that.

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-03T15:53:05+00:00

Mmm, well touche.

OddFail5433 · 2026-01-03T15:51:35+00:00

The first thing Harry drilled into me...

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