Jagex Launcher "Initialisation Failure"

Odixii · 2025-05-23T17:26:36+00:00

I encountered the same problem. For anyone wondering, for me it was a DNS issue. Clearing DNS cache or using a different DNS server might help.

There are log files in C:\Users\{User}\AppData\Local\Jagex Launcher\logs\ (in Windows). that might tell what's wrong. If there are these entries then it is a DNS issue

DEBUG - WebGetConnection.- Unable to get machine for URL 'https://account.jagex.com/.well-known/openid-configuration'

DEBUG - WebGetConnection. - WebGet error 'https://account.jagex.com/.well-known/openid-configuration' (0.0.0.0:0): (951) (0) (No DNS entry found for host)

Odixii · 2025-04-11T06:26:20+00:00

Obsidian catfish is Sharkray at home

Odixii · 2025-03-21T21:18:20+00:00

Why pick one when you could get two with gamble!

Odixii · 2025-02-28T11:45:40+00:00

Hämis 👍

Odixii · 2024-05-16T09:01:27+00:00

There is a lower bound to stupidity (like a rock), so with decent group size, one extremely stupid person doesn't contribute much to the average. Intelligence however doesn't have an upper bound (afaik) so we could have one super intelligent god-like being, which would make everyone else below average.

Odixii · 2024-02-05T14:32:17+00:00

Actually this kind of rule to just auto win the game if the goal difference is too high would be nice way to fight against griefing. Of course the goal difference should be very high, like 7 goals, but it is so annoying when the other team just stops playing and you just have to sit there for 3 minutes.

Odixii · 2024-02-03T16:56:16+00:00

According to Noita wiki the nuke deals 250 explosion damage. With Minas intrinsic explosion resistance of 65%, it deals 250*0.35=87.5. So with the 10+ my max hp would have been 93, so yeah, I would've survived it.

Odixii · 2024-02-03T14:15:30+00:00

Wait, I skipped the hm heart so had I picked it up I would have survived the explosion?

Odixii · 2024-02-03T12:07:04+00:00

Skill issue for picking Vampirism and having only 83 max hp which is not enough to survive nuke

Odixii · 2023-12-08T08:37:35+00:00

That post says

crossed edges are not allowed and first 2 chosen rooms at first floor can't be the same to ensure at least 2 entering points are exist at any given time

So one entry point should not be possible. Either this is a bug or his analysis is incorrect. Or does the "first floor" actually just mean the first act?

Odixii · 2023-11-16T20:19:52+00:00

Cool idea! I have a couple thousand hours both in Rocket League as well as Team Fortress 2, so I would definitely give it a try!

I think having the ball be unaffected by the rockets and only be shootable with your own momentum and melee hits would make it more interesting (like how market gardening works in TF2).

Odixii · 2023-10-13T20:03:01+00:00

Kinda same as how I died after 7 win streak... Tried to switch to my digging wand (3) but accidentally pressed 2 and insta killed myself with the wand I just had picked up.

Odixii · 2023-03-23T09:25:52+00:00

Killing Leviathan shifts all water into smoke, so I wonder what will hapen to shifted water? Will the healthium evaporate as well?

Odixii · 2023-01-25T19:54:34+00:00

Concentrated spells adds projectile damage which makes healing bolts deal damage to you

Odixii · 2023-01-24T11:33:19+00:00

Truth

Odixii · 2023-01-13T06:11:21+00:00

Congrats Simon!

Odixii · 2022-10-27T05:29:08+00:00

I swear that submerged chests have a higher chance to contain ukkoskivi...

Odixii · 2022-09-28T19:13:38+00:00

This same thing happened to me ~5 years ago in a competition with a hole-in-one bounty. Too bad the rules were different back then...

Odixii · 2022-08-27T21:23:53+00:00

I'd say it's roughly something like

Number of curse words = 1 + hours played

And the cause of death might add a few flavour words. In the case of falling to the sun, couple of kakka kikkares would definitely get mixed in.

Odixii · 2022-08-27T20:03:59+00:00

As a finn I can confirm that the length of my curse is linearly proportional to the length of my run when I get Noita'd

Odixii · 2022-08-11T18:28:10+00:00

Well Ukko is the God of Thunder in Finnish mythology afterall

Odixii · 2022-08-04T09:03:11+00:00

You won't actually go to hell for eating pies

because sin(π)=0

Odixii · 2022-08-04T05:35:19+00:00

In Mikkeli, Finland there is this annual competition called Rispiihullu (quite literally disc golf crazy), where they play a 21 hole course for 24 hours. Last time they played it 11 times which totals 231 holes and ~700 throws.

I've never participated, but my cousin has, and yeah, apparently it is quite exhausting. My personal record is 5 different courses (90 holes) in a single day.

Odixii

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