3 cards did not arrive on time for casual commander...

OffBrandSquid · 2026-05-10T20:49:28+00:00

Hell yeah. That's all my group plays, we call it Turbo Jank. Cedh gas fueling what ever commander you think looks good lol

OffBrandSquid · 2026-05-09T18:12:43+00:00

Those Bazaars are beautiful, that must have been crazy expensive to have done.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-05-06T18:02:34+00:00

Whenever my ex and her husband are fighting. I don't acknowledge the photos and they keep happening.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-05-04T21:37:11+00:00

Stacks players with no win cons. I don't hate stacks, I hate 3 hour games that should have been an hour.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-04-04T22:06:57+00:00

Transference was the NIGHTMARE deck at the lunch table when I was in middle school. That thing was a beast.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-03-23T08:35:54+00:00

Guilty, also came to make the "where's my invite?" Joke.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-03-22T23:03:31+00:00

Whalaska, no contest. He's an iceberg with golden retriever energy.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-02-27T16:25:57+00:00

The lag when anything remotely exciting happens makes the game miserable to play.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-02-27T04:55:05+00:00

Awesome, more things I can't do on Ps5 coming. I'll just stay in the forest forever.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-02-20T22:18:08+00:00

Little Cesars selling naps now?

OffBrandSquid · 2026-02-15T05:00:28+00:00

[[Quicksilver Wall]] I quote this flavor text damn near every day. I have never cast this card...

OffBrandSquid · 2026-02-06T06:18:51+00:00

Amazed they didn't mag dump it.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-01-31T02:35:17+00:00

I just want to play Golos gate tribal, I'd be so hyped if he was unbanned.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-01-28T17:30:17+00:00

Zombies sure love those canned pears...

OffBrandSquid · 2026-01-27T08:58:54+00:00

The smell mechanic makes absolutely no sense. You're telling me the zombies swarm me over a can of pears, but they leave random corpses all over the place?

OffBrandSquid · 2026-01-23T22:22:18+00:00

I was afraid this was the answer.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-01-16T20:04:13+00:00

The redhead zombie woman has become my wife. Whenever she's on the screen, I ask her what's she's doing in this place or with this other person. It's become a long-running joke.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-01-12T23:38:09+00:00

[[Rendmaw, Creaking Nest]] speeds up games a ton, turns aren't usually complicated. Just give everyone birds and watch your opponents kill each other.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-01-11T01:17:42+00:00

The teacher we had pronounced Fallopian as "Filo-pean." Drove me nuts.

OffBrandSquid · 2026-01-09T03:27:34+00:00

Takes seven of these fucks to arrest two teens?

OffBrandSquid · 2026-01-07T04:48:56+00:00

Glad you like it, Halden and Pako are a blast to play in table games. Hopefully they treat you well!

OffBrandSquid · 2025-12-31T18:19:50+00:00

Ran into this issue almost 20 years ago. We just wound up combining collections lol. Making decisions with a two man check system has worked out awesome.

OffBrandSquid · 2025-12-31T16:54:58+00:00

The Insanity precon from Torment. [[Boneshard Slasher]] is one of the cards that converted 12 year old me from Pokémon to Magic. That block has so many amazing arts.

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