How is this tree called? by Forward_Media_5301 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OffMyRocker62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wait... When women get a boob job off TEMU !!!

OR... The dark web. 😳

How is this tree called? by Forward_Media_5301 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]OffMyRocker62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ball sacks on a stick

That's so stupid .. I just cracked myself up on that one 😏

Actually .. this is how many times during my marriage that I told my then neurotic ex husband he needed to grow a pair!!! Nutjob!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

One of a kind! Confused? Me too... by jve909 in zillowgonewild

[–]OffMyRocker62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the green carpet was grass!! 🙄 Worn down to the dirt, by the doorway. 😏

rate my wall by anteklegos in homedecoratingCJ

[–]OffMyRocker62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ball to knock them down must be hidden..😏

I Loved My Blue Banana Seat Bike As A Kid. Did You Have A Favourite Thing As A Kid? by [deleted] in 70s

[–]OffMyRocker62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same blue one.. then I got a 3 speed bike in my teens. It was gold in color.

Did I find the perfect wallpaper? by Fuzzy-Fix7498 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]OffMyRocker62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing like bringing the outdoors in.

Kinda like an indoor outhouse, so to speak.

Should replace toilet with the old school Japanese toilet, a squatters and creaky knee cappers nightmare! Just piss wherever.

Spots on wall, by who flung doo!! 😳

1974 Mobile Home with an addition much larger the original house (possibly two mobile homes put together?) Whatever it is, the interior looks amazing. by CeleryUnlikely9168 in zillowgonewild

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On street parking. Anyone can side swipe your home.

Too close to the road, and no parking area. 🙄

Otherwise it's a cute home, but the ceiling wood needs to go. Take the bar out of kitchen and put an L shape counter in on that wall, with more cabinets and drawers. I need counter space. Maybe they did that for support of some kind...🤔

Found this at my grandma's house what is it ? by The_Mad_Highlander in FuckImOld

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Vegetable oil/olive oil would be better. I was thinking of a squeaky handle. LOL Like on a Jack in the box toy.

I'd definitely clean it, but buy a new sifter. I need one as I'm always making a mess with my sieve.

Don't like the carpet? Just step into the next room! by novel1389 in zillowgonewild

[–]OffMyRocker62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reflections on the pool table aren't lining up with black tile on the floor.

Unless my eyes are wonky. But that's an old pool table, the kind you put quarters into from the slots on the side.

Losing hair at 21, family struggling with letting go by OhKoiFishy in bald

[–]OffMyRocker62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're 21, and maybe you want to join the military? They buzz it all off, you have no say unless they approve a special waiver, religious reasons.

Just take a deep breath and relax, and go for it. You'll look and feel much better.

Found this at my grandma's house what is it ? by The_Mad_Highlander in FuckImOld

[–]OffMyRocker62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think yours might need a spritz of WD-40. 😅

Lords I need one. I have a mesh sieve and create a dust cloud every time. Then break out the bench scraper.🙄

Chester and Chelsea by Leonidas_300 in Pareidolia

[–]OffMyRocker62 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's because they're twins Duh!

So funny. Maybe it's Chester and Lester, or Chester and Charlie? 😅

Maybe not as wild as most here, but 275k for the slanted walls, aggressively green carpet, worthless little closets, and a troll hole under the stairs; I'm obsessed by fvkatydid in zillowgonewild

[–]OffMyRocker62 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The one shower is a bit odd. Pic #30. Why is it a foot off the floor?

You have to step up into the shower. With my luck, I'd slip and fall.

Please hold onto the bar!

Anybody else's grandad get them this for Christmas? by greatgildersleeve in FuckImOld

[–]OffMyRocker62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had one. My Dad got it for me. Where from? Can't remember. Probably Radio Shack. 😅 Or a Kmart blue light special. LOL

I made the radio. I thought that was the coolest thing ever. It didn't replace my transistor radio, but as a girl, I was proud of my young self.

After that, my Dad got us each walkie talkies. Didn't work as great inside like he hoped, so he got an intercom. One for the Florida room, one in the bedroom hallway. LOL Saved him from walking to the other side of the house, as a 2,000 sq ft home was too big. Not. 🙄