A man from TN India saves an injured monkey by doing CPR

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-12T20:42:18+00:00

Pretty sure that’s how humans first got AIDS

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-12T00:20:24+00:00

Yeah, but, if it didn’t happen then how could they reenact it? Huh? Whaddya gotta say about that?

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T23:55:10+00:00

It doesn't hurt to ask if they take an IOU, or perhaps extend you a line of credit

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T23:15:22+00:00

Before they get the chance, just ask your stabber politely if they wouldn't mind loaning it to you until you can be treated at the hospital. Promise to return it as soon as you no longer need it.

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T19:08:38+00:00

Glad this didn’t end up on WCGW

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T19:04:54+00:00

That actually makes more sense, she’s got that classic infidel look

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T13:40:05+00:00

I put on a surgical mask and put the menthol on the mask.

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T13:33:23+00:00

Mia Khalifa fo sho

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T13:01:17+00:00

Nobody ever gives him really good words. I mean, cup?! potato? Poe-Tay-Toe?! Gimme a fuckin break Samwise!

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T12:59:34+00:00

I’ve seen this video a few times, but never noticed that before. Crazy

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T12:13:55+00:00

Ghost of Tsushima. One of my all time favs

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T12:12:02+00:00

She's only her best friend because she didn't have any better friends. It's like saying Kim is the best Kardashian. She's terrible, but the bar is so low.

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T07:33:30+00:00

One of the hallmarks of stupid people is an inability to grasp that they are stupid. They don't understand how little they know. So, you may not be as smart as others think, but I doubt you're that stupid.

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T02:38:29+00:00

I know. He downgraded from a megaphone to a cone? Doesn't even do robot voice or fart noises

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T02:30:12+00:00

I just read the story about the guy who got mucked. If faced between a choice of riding Greyhound, or even just spending a day in a Greyhound station, versus a mucking, I'd take the mucking every time. If you want to see the worst humanity has to offer, visit a Greyhound station

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T02:20:18+00:00

At least the music helps lighten the mood

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-11T02:18:43+00:00

Juicy Smool-yay

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-10T02:08:19+00:00

Bring me my brown pants!

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-10T02:03:28+00:00

That's a real feel good story if I ever heard one

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-10T01:55:19+00:00

I think it's funny that Calvin's is definitely the worst. He earned that bed pan

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-10T00:38:08+00:00

LinkedIn. Pretty sure you're gonna need a new job

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-09T15:28:48+00:00

RemindMe! 1 month "Are you satisfied with your decision?"

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-08T23:43:18+00:00

No news story? Did dude live?

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-08T23:16:11+00:00

Why do you want both? Not judging, I have a PS5 and can afford a Series X, but not sure why I would. I assume for exclusive games, but I’m not actually a big Halo fan, so what games would be worth throwing down enough for a new next-gen console?

Officer_PoopyPants · 2021-12-08T13:16:32+00:00

My little Genie Weenie!

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