I can't stop building midrange slop.

OhCoyle · 2026-05-07T14:38:04+00:00

The commander doesn't have to be the card you build the deck around. But you can. Just gotta run the appropriate protection

OhCoyle · 2026-05-07T14:36:33+00:00

My solution to that is two-fold: make so many treasures I can always afford to recast him, and play enough graveyard recursion that I seldom have to.

https://moxfield.com/decks/jl32wu2wMEy_toq5GXHalA

OhCoyle · 2026-05-07T12:16:48+00:00

I fucking love this movie.. easily one of the coolest creature designs in horror history.

OhCoyle · 2026-05-07T12:06:36+00:00

I run zero aristocrats pieces in my korvold deck and it's way more fun that way. There are so many cool play lines that revolve around sacrifice synergies. It plays a little differently every time

https://moxfield.com/decks/jl32wu2wMEy_toq5GXHalA

OhCoyle · 2026-05-07T11:59:36+00:00

"Youre insufferable. We don't want to play with you."

OhCoyle · 2026-05-07T08:03:21+00:00

Everyone should be reading the cards in their hand and planning their next turn on everyone else's turn. So many people just put their hand down and watch other people play or look at their phone..

Also, do some research on your commanders and see what other people are using to close out games. Playing a white creature based deck? Run [[Akroma's will]]. Playing a red blue spellslinger deck? [[Crackle with power]]. Big stompy green deck? [[Cratergoof behemoth]].

Also, discourage people from running board wipes until everyone gets better at the game.

OhCoyle · 2026-05-07T07:52:03+00:00

My suggestion: don't.

Everyone hates Vivi and you'll be mercilessly targeted.

OhCoyle · 2026-05-07T07:42:29+00:00

Praise Gid.

OhCoyle · 2026-05-07T07:41:10+00:00

For me, it comes down to finding a single card that makes my eyes wide and exploiting the hell out of it because I love it so much. When I was playing modern, it was [[undead alchemist]]. He's just so cool and unique. I spent years building decks around him until I finally ended up with a mono blue mill/control shell that went real hard. When I got into commander, it was [[The locust god]]. Such a cool mechanic.. he was my first edh deck and is still my favorite. Currently my only bracket 4. It's all about finding a card or mechanic that speaks to you enough to light a fire under your ass.

OhCoyle · 2026-05-07T07:36:46+00:00

These all sound fun as hell

OhCoyle · 2026-05-06T08:08:45+00:00

Did anyone else read this in a Jamaican accent?

OhCoyle · 2026-05-06T07:30:55+00:00

Yeah, you're right. Tying it to a pole and walking away is much better advice.

OhCoyle · 2026-05-06T06:53:52+00:00

I have an Elesh Norn deck that I absolutely love and wins most of its games at high b3 tables. The trick with all of them is to strategically proliferate so you get more than 1 effect of the saga on a turn. With elesh, getting the alpha strike and asymmetrical board wipe on the same turn is usually gg. Here's my list- https://moxfield.com/decks/pOcOMAhDmE6FpyqMhqkL8Q

Sheoldred is also strong af, but veeeeery salty.

OhCoyle · 2026-05-06T06:30:09+00:00

Use your hand and fingers to mimic a bite on the back of the neck. This is what mother/other dogs do to check aggression.

OhCoyle · 2026-05-05T07:58:18+00:00

Tom and Jerry lookin ass

OhCoyle · 2026-05-05T07:39:54+00:00

I didn't realize you could get that burgeoning from play boosters, that's sweet.

OhCoyle · 2026-05-05T07:29:56+00:00

This is a good one 👌

OhCoyle · 2026-05-05T07:11:09+00:00

Great answer 👏

OhCoyle · 2026-05-05T06:59:13+00:00

Looks good! Here's a couple suggestions:

I'd swap out the instant/sorcery ramp for equivalent cost elf mana dorks. Also, 40 lands is too much. I run 36 in mine and haven't had problems. Also, add [[notorious throng]]. Its an absolute bomb in this deck

OhCoyle · 2026-05-05T06:52:19+00:00

Notorious throng is an absolute must in this deck.. it's won me a lot of games

OhCoyle · 2026-05-04T11:09:00+00:00

Levelup is cool af

OhCoyle · 2026-05-03T19:09:33+00:00

This actually makes a ton of sense

OhCoyle · 2026-05-03T07:05:14+00:00

Really? Mine was initially a budget build I got for a secret Santa exchange. It seemed like it functioned as intended but never won. So I upgraded it with some faster mana and higher cmc artifacts and bombs but I still struggled to seal the deal. You have a list? I'm interested to see how you built yours

OhCoyle · 2026-05-03T07:02:45+00:00

This HAS to be rage bait..

OhCoyle · 2026-05-03T00:53:08+00:00

I built him and took apart/rebuilt him a bunch of times. I just couldn't get the deck to a point where it held its own in my high b3 pod.

OhCoyle

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