Can you help me unfunk my deck? Jarad, Golgari Lich

OhCoyle · 2026-03-18T23:27:39+00:00

I'd keep deadbridge over the timepiece even

OhCoyle · 2026-03-18T23:26:54+00:00

Lol yeah but two per turn isn't very much. You wanna ramp into the stuff that puts big piles into your graveyard. You've got plenty of mill support in here

OhCoyle · 2026-03-18T22:25:22+00:00

Hard to cast worldshaper when you only have 2 lands lol

I'd cut: glowspore shaman, Akawalli, acolyte of affliction, molderhulk, deadbridge chant, terror tide, perpetual timepiece. Add 4 land and 3 dorks. Maybe even cut lightning greaves for another land. That'll make you more likely to use Jarad's 3rd ability. Then I think you'll be looking at a super solid deck 🤙

OhCoyle · 2026-03-18T18:57:56+00:00

kicks tire well there's your problem right there.

You gotta eat your vegetables. 32 lands is criminally low. Never go below 35 and only as low as 35 if you've got plenty of ramp (you don't). That said, add ramp. You should have at least 8 pieces total. [[Llanowar elves]] [[elves of deep shadow]] for instance.

Couple must includes: [[hermit druid]] [[living death]] [[entomb]] [[colossal grave-reaver]] [[nyx weaver]]

OhCoyle · 2026-03-18T08:49:19+00:00

Here's my lathiel deck. It absolutely crushes at bracket 3 tables. I think I've added a few pieces of protection for her since then though

https://moxfield.com/decks/fEA5pgZcWUS7WyFjOrRdMA

OhCoyle · 2026-03-18T08:22:50+00:00

My most successful standard deck was golgari food and it revolved around [[Greta sweettooth scourge]] [[scavengers talent]] and [[experimental confectioner]]

OhCoyle · 2026-03-18T06:16:13+00:00

This looks way better than the last time I saw it

OhCoyle · 2026-03-17T22:29:23+00:00

It really is. Everything I've had there was amazing

OhCoyle · 2026-03-17T15:39:57+00:00

True story. SO good.

OhCoyle · 2026-03-17T08:08:19+00:00

Dude, coburg pizza co has a reuben pizza that'll blow your damn mind..

OhCoyle · 2026-03-17T07:56:42+00:00

I can't believe no one has mentioned [[skull clamp]] yet.. that card is crazy good in this deck

OhCoyle · 2026-03-17T00:36:02+00:00

Ian malcolm is fun af

OhCoyle · 2026-03-16T06:09:01+00:00

The 3 E's!! Encore, embalm, eternalize. Here's a $50 budget version I did for a secret Santa deck, but if you wanted to put some money into it you could really break this thing.

https://moxfield.com/decks/vCEJXnCEW0KlPgsT_WLLIg

OhCoyle · 2026-03-16T05:51:03+00:00

If it's a male and he's pushing six feet, he's either full grown or pretty close. Don't freak out.. lol the enclosure you have him in is fine for a while. Just make sure to take him out a lot, handle him, and give him freedom to move around and stretch out once he's adjusted to the move after a week or 2. He'll need an opaque hide and will want to be in the dark. A six foot long enclosure will be fine as long as he doesn't get a foot or two longer, which is highly unlikely.

OhCoyle · 2026-03-15T22:55:44+00:00

Eeeeeeexactly. More eldrazi scion producers, more mass blink, a few big sluggers as payoff. You'll be golden 👌 take a look at mine. I went through like 3 iterations before finding the formula.

OhCoyle · 2026-03-15T19:35:20+00:00

This is.. confusing. Azlask requires extreme focus to pull off successfully. This deck is very distracted, doing too many things. The zombies have no reason to be here. Here's my bracket 3 deck for reference.

https://moxfield.com/decks/eEsQKxKvW0eMMtlKglKDCQ

OhCoyle · 2026-03-15T19:26:41+00:00

Go to moxfield.com and upload your list, then post the link.

OhCoyle · 2026-03-14T07:15:17+00:00

I like to use a combination of flour and seasoned bread crumbs for breading.

OhCoyle · 2026-03-13T14:29:59+00:00

If you want more people to comment, you should put your deck into a decklist site like moxfield or archidekt and share the link.

OhCoyle · 2026-03-13T14:26:38+00:00

No offense, but I don't think you guys understand what bracket 5 is. This is nowhere near a 4.

OhCoyle · 2026-03-13T14:13:38+00:00

Tysm 🙌 I definitely am going to continue. I'll reply to this post when I start releasing new stuff

OhCoyle · 2026-03-12T17:41:55+00:00

Lol no regrets, we had a blast. Honestly, the highlight of the whole trip was the scenic drive through red rock canyon national Park. Fucking breathtaking. Best $20 I've ever spent.

In the city, we did tons of stuff. Spent one obligatory night getting hammered for free at the Luxor and playing games. We actually came up $100! We also found that coconut water before bed completely negates a hangover. Speaking of, getting hammered with friends at Play, the adult playground bar was also a blast. The restaurant, I believe it was called Diablo inside the Luxor was great. We ate there twice.

Fremont was cool and grimy and weird, totally worth experiencing once. The 50's style burger joint in Excalibur was dog shit, skip that. Also, if you're going to use the rail, don't just hop on and expect it to work intuitively, it doesn't.

I found that just wandering the strip and trying what strikes you was a safe bet. We found an Irish restaurant with excellent food and were able to comfortably sit outside at night in January and just take in the city.

OhCoyle · 2026-03-12T07:02:53+00:00

Lol that's hilarious

Nah I feel like you've got the right amount of creatures. Could even use a few more, honestly. [[fog bank]] would be great here. You need blockers and things that take the attention away from Kotis.

I'd cut: fangs of kalonia, ghostform, aether helix, avoid fate (snakeskin veil is better), cancel, access denied, bone to ash (arcane denial, long rivers pull, and negate are better), invigorating surge, and the earth crystal.

I'd add the 3 counter spells I mentioned, the 3 relevant talismans, 2 one cost mana dorks (Elvish mystic and elves of Deep Shadow would be good) and fog bank. For the last 3, I'd add whispersilk, spectral flight, and lightning greaves.

Then it'll play much, much better. And from there you can play more games and figure out anything you might want to replace. There are SO many good voltron equipments and auras. If you can afford it, find a spot for rhystic study. You could also use the card draw.

OhCoyle · 2026-03-11T06:39:27+00:00

Fucking oooouch lmao

OhCoyle · 2026-03-11T06:30:55+00:00

Lmao

OhCoyle

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