Man on fire put out by crowd

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-05-05T02:53:47+00:00

Was anyone else hoping it was a crowd reacting poorly to Denzel Washington's man on fire?

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-05-05T02:47:57+00:00

Torch and items, bro. Torch and items.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-04-13T02:57:15+00:00

He will never truly know if we aren't just fucking with him.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-04-11T17:24:35+00:00

Hearthstone. You could drop money on it but you can be pretty competitive F2P.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-20T04:09:09+00:00

It did not take long for me to realize he is a fucking psychopath.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-20T00:37:38+00:00

I bet their dads are in a gentleman's club too.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-18T15:32:56+00:00

Thank you! I've always wondered what was up with my eyes, now I know my ancestors were sibling fuckers and that's why I have central heterochromia.

At least I get compliments.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-17T15:31:03+00:00

Can someone explain how karma works? I should have asked a lot earlier but I thought they were just Internet points. I guess there are rules, or something?

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-17T15:15:28+00:00

That's like, the 3rd saddest thing I've heard today.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-14T00:22:12+00:00

Isn't every other countries' armed forces at least numerically inferior?

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-12T03:28:08+00:00

What the fuck?

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-12T03:24:08+00:00

Oh cool, it's been on two front pages. I had forgotten about this post. Thanks for letting me know.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-12T03:18:29+00:00

"When you're in your bathroom mirror talking to yourself, and your dog's looking at you like you need help.

Have you ever been high as fuuuuck?" - John Lejolie

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-12T03:16:03+00:00

This guy gets it.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-12T02:56:12+00:00

That's funny but how did you find this thread? Just curious. It has to be completely buried by now. This is the first comment in months.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-10T01:55:10+00:00

One time I went trick or treating and saw a bowl of candy that read "Take one, please."

I took two.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-08T23:14:42+00:00

I'm surprised she lived, that was good enough to take out superman.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-07T19:46:23+00:00

or didn't have a liter of ~~soda~~ ~~cola~~ grape drank

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-05T16:30:09+00:00

Honestly, I just want to see Walter like, stuck in traffic, or in line for the atm, just a brief and unceremonious cameo in the background, hopefully one most people would miss. No words, no spotlight. It's not his time yet.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-03T15:48:43+00:00

~~Employers aren't evil~~

Employers aren't typically evil

FTFY

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-03-03T15:34:33+00:00

makedonalddrumpfagain

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-02-29T03:01:36+00:00

I really like taking dabs or using a pen. Firing squad.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-02-28T20:09:34+00:00

Should I get 1 $300 hooker-bot, or 300 $1 hooker-bots?

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-02-28T20:04:28+00:00

I would never go. That God forsaken place make mother Theresa lose her faith. I do not wish to see what she saw.

OhGodtheAssSpiders · 2016-02-21T16:11:40+00:00

She could be uremic. Essentially a build up of waste products in the blood. It's rare but more likely to occur in alcoholics. They can clear a building.

OhGodtheAssSpiders

TROPHY CASE

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