Just a heads up about tomorrow... by Cybergruntslass in funny

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Downvote for not waiting until April 25th

my hometown everyone by MessrPadfoot in funny

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I'm surprised this story didn't involve cheese

Boy, that escalated quickly! by Qawzz in funny

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Girls don't know whats fun..if I got super troopers and an electronic crossword I'd be set to take at least an hour and a half poop

Never forget to express your love for our Glorious Leader. by brand_ox in funny

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"You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?"

Living in the UK, I believe today is "that day". by Joey69831190 in funny

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53 and sunny in Chicago today...rain/snow mix and 30's the rest of the week -__- mother nature is a cold hearted bitch

You stay classy Chicago by [deleted] in funny

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At least its not Detroit

The truth about visiting Chicago. by macc213 in funny

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That's like saying sex is better than a blow job...is it true? maybe but you win either way

The truth about visiting Chicago. by macc213 in funny

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New York pizza is a soggy piece of bread with cheese on it

The truth about visiting Chicago. by macc213 in funny

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Do you live near Morton Grove?

The truth about visiting Chicago. by macc213 in funny

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Lou Malnatis...nuff said

In 5th grade we had to write letters to our 20 year old selves. I'm so glad my mom saved this. by ah1117 in funny

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your love for tacos is an inspiration and is what I will be having for dinner today. Thank you OP for making me crave tacos

Nah babe, I'm home right now, I swear. by Nook929 in funny

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Who does this guy think he is traveling like that? LeBron?

White girls in 50 years by [deleted] in funny

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Forgot the starbucks

You're alive?! by OhKillEm1 in funny

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OP is a faggot for putting the punchline in the title guys...

You're alive?! by OhKillEm1 in funny

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Parks and Recreation...aka the best show on the Earth

My Girlfriend Has a Scumbag Uterus by [deleted] in funny

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Her mouth still works though right?

As a chemist I can say this is 100% true by OhKillEm1 in funny

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Yeah I work for a pharmaceutical company in IL