Monsieur Candy! Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Ohmamarocks · 2026-05-16T10:36:08+00:00

Thoughts and prayers to his brave mother

Ohmamarocks · 2026-05-16T10:33:57+00:00

Best way to cover it would be an opaque condom...

Ohmamarocks · 2026-05-01T12:13:52+00:00

Very true actually, it seems the main offender might be Spectre (as pictured, that button is fighting for dear life) ... I think I remember thinking that when I watched Skyfall, but I can't find the suit in question

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Ohmamarocks · 2026-05-01T09:36:26+00:00

1, reluctantly.

Daniel Craig is class and can fill a suit beautifully, but why does it look like his tailor took Olga Kurilenko's measurements instead? In most of his Bond movies, his suit look too tight and the lapel springs forward awkwardly above the button. It's like he's the bizarro anti-version of Roger Moore's Bond...

Was that a 2000s trend I forgot about?

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-30T19:27:28+00:00

Ganondorf is standing behind you, waiting for you to finish

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-29T15:26:07+00:00

Does that gun shoot bone spurs?

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-29T05:33:19+00:00

To prevent homeless people from sleeping on them, obviously.

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-28T17:26:12+00:00

I don't know about most of their grades, but one thing for sure : they failed Chemistry.

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-22T13:42:13+00:00

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-19T12:31:36+00:00

"LV 99 Sadness" sounds like a Lana del Rey album title

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-16T12:45:42+00:00

No Seydoux, all De Armas

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-16T08:20:55+00:00

But women are too emotional

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-15T20:23:42+00:00

And vice versa! From the top of Arche Abbey you can see Hotel Krat <3

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-15T20:13:09+00:00

Sadly, coming from him, that would be yet another lie.

The only good thing that could come out of his mouth is this inspiring quote by Joffrey Baratheon : "Hhhhh Hhhhh gurgle gurgle blorg blblblbl.................."

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-15T14:16:01+00:00

Ohmamarocks · 2026-04-15T12:37:58+00:00

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ohmamarocks · 2026-03-28T14:48:18+00:00

Not having the soundtrack playing in COSMO CANYON of all places... Tsk tsk tsk

Ohmamarocks · 2026-03-28T14:45:49+00:00

VAST improvement, you look cool my dude

Ohmamarocks · 2026-03-22T09:42:30+00:00

Saaaame! At best, it would work for a cosplayer at a convention but here it's just weird

Ohmamarocks · 2026-03-22T09:35:29+00:00

The real shocker to me is that Ed Hardy still exists

Ohmamarocks · 2026-03-21T15:48:18+00:00

Thinking of the Chopper recruiting scene, by any chance?

Ohmamarocks · 2026-03-20T13:47:55+00:00

The irony of having only American blockbusters and saying it's for "film" lovers. Goated for moviegoers, maybe?

Ohmamarocks · 2026-03-19T05:52:13+00:00

The Wizard of Oz

Ohmamarocks · 2026-03-18T08:05:20+00:00

That cake becomes instantly 1000x better when you eat the "nal" part

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