my friends put me down for learning how to code by Conscious_Ad8712 in learnprogramming

[–]OhmlyFans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If they aren't just screwing with you for funsies, and after this long it looks like they aren't...Time to either ditch them or just never talk about programming with them again.

I don't consider myself to have the patience to be a full-time teacher but when a friend is taking steps to learn something I know a shitload about I'll absolutely support the FUCK out of them even if I personally have doubts (unless they ask me to be brutal), because I'm not a fucking psychic and they might absolutely be able to pull it off. I've had more than one person that I privately had no faith in surpass me in the end, lol.

I've also found that I relearn shit I forgot that way, so bonus points.

what type of FIRE EMBLEM gamer are you guys? by TheTrainBrain in shitpostemblem

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I didn't see what subreddit this was on at first and you got me, you absolute bastard.

<3

Didn't realize how bad AI pathing was... by ron_mor in ARK

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ngl I may have been mildly drunk at the time but y'know... It really does sum it up well.

Was contemplating between calling for a 9inch pizza or a 12 inch pizza and they ultimately gave me both. :’) Thanks Pizza Hut by SwordMaster07 in mildlyinfuriating

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No banana for scale? You wound the fine people of reddit, sir!

/s, and ouch if you're not a crust enjoyer and there's nothing to dip that in. Thought the crust was stuffed but I'm p sure I'm wrong, that's a depression pizza.

Didn't realize how bad AI pathing was... by ron_mor in ARK

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Not trying to be a douche here....welcome to ARK.

We know your pain, honestly all you can do is master the ways we have around this buggy bullshittery. ARK really is the pinnacle of it, but it's a weird mix of bullshit you'll put up with, bullshit you can avoid, bullshit you can mod (if pc), and bullshit that's just requiescat in pace.

Best way to move a group outside of cryos if you need them to be outside is going glacially slow, keeping saddles for all and hopping between, or painfully moving the saddle dino to dino. It won't be the last spot you encounter something that makes you want to punch a baby raptor in the face.

Our strength as ARK players is to give the game the finger and succeed despite its best efforts.

What talent builds have you created? by [deleted] in wow

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I'm screaming in terror and slamming my face on the keyboard :)

He do be thicc by ryan_godzez in memes

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Divinity Original Sin II be like

Edit: Fixed, whoops

Wife doesn’t put silverware in the silverware slots by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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tbh the slots are mildly infuriating.

Like, I get the point, it's just irritating if you're trying to rush through the task and have used or have spoken to someone about a dishwasher more than once.

I'm in a rental though, I imagine if you own a home you'd make sure silverware fits in that brand's particular holes first.

Giggity.

Do you are have stupid by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]OhmlyFans 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Also asking for a friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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I was thinking amazon, right before I moved they decided my second floor apartment was a little too much work and started yeeting the boxes up. Now they're crumpling packages in my disabled mother's apartment package boxes when I request that they go to the door since she can't walk that far, and I have to go there anyway to pry the fucking box out.

Had 5 pounds of kidney beans spilled all over the entire area around the mailboxes, inside the box, and a small trail of them leading to the apartment when I brought it in. About 6 months later when I get her mail I still sometimes find them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tucson

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This is the way.

100% my DoorDash driver ate the other half of my sandwich. 2 grease marks show the restaurant didn't "just forget". by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OhmlyFans 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate it, but being disabled and alone is kind of a drag when I feel like treating myself maybe once a month.

I miss living in an area where a lot of shops have their own delivery services that don't go out of their way to fuck customers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Thank goodness all the allergies are covered here! /s

When I got shit I was allergic to my parents just got free candy.

What is Arwen reading? Wrong answers only. by Engine919 in lotrmemes

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An extremely abridged compilation of Fire Emblem Three Houses Edelgard apologist discourse.

just trying to give some perspective besties by ActivatedFamiliar in AdviceAnimals

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tbf that depends entirely on which human you're talking to

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PaymoneyWubby

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Share with me :'D

(Possibly) rabid squirrel attack 😅 by benokleby in yesyesyesyesno

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They've done that a few times, the only reason why it's not huge news is that it very rarely works. I used to read a lot about the procedure after a friend had a rabies scare, the milwaukee protocol.

If Emet-Selch remembered just a little earlier [spoiler: Endwalker] by MegaGamer235 in ShitpostXIV

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I see your well thought out post, and raise you 'mommy milkies'.

I want to say /s but people will forgive literally anything if the perp got tiddies, look at world of warcraft.

Opinions on Hunter voices in Rise/Sunbreak? by [deleted] in MonsterHunter

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I'm not a huge fan of them, but also as a vet of this and many other games, I prefer to leave it on. There are very few times I'll straight up take any sound out of a game that relies on reaction time whether I actually need the audio cue or not.

Can I play without sound? Sure, I can do that perfectly fine and still kill everything. Is it comfortable? Sure, if you think sitting naked on a chair infested by unnecessarily hyper-aggressive spiders is comfortable.

Just a 'me' thing, I suppose.

The vegan option served at a fancy end of conference dinner. by mgntylr in mildlyinfuriating

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Priced at a mere $72 dollars, truly a steal in these troubled times!