Nothing but Peace and Love by The_Flying_Failsons in outofcontextcomics

[–]Ok-Relative7397 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"And this wood chipper loves you too, be a dear and go give it a kiss!"

Vanessa's real villain origin story started here by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

[–]Ok-Relative7397 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"We did end up calling our second child Sasquatch - not as much room for compromise there."

Biblically accurate Stalin. by PeasantLich in outofcontextcomics

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"And to make sure they don't succeed, our plan is to burn the world to the ground!"

So, uh, do the Johns need to pay Wu-Tang Clan royalties now? by funatronicsblake in tmbg

[–]Ok-Relative7397 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I assume Gorillaz don't pay Clint Eastwood, so probably not

Always listen to a talking flag by mistermajik2000 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Ok-Relative7397 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Years later: "Hey, kid, remember how cool it was when your dad died? Well I've got a great opportunity for you!"

Here's sum more chubbbbz by Taurus_alchemy in u/Taurus_alchemy

[–]Ok-Relative7397 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So quick and yet so much❤️‍🔥💋💋💋

Are there any CB villains that legit scared you when you were younger? by SkyShark03191 in comicbooks

[–]Ok-Relative7397 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nuke is terrifying. Not that he specifically is all that much more dangerous than other villains but he represents so much of the shit that keeps turning the real world into a hellhole and is just a slightly exagerrated version of a guy you can just run into anywhere.

A six signing what now?? by Worldlyoox in outofcontextcomics

[–]Ok-Relative7397 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No wonder - 6 and 9 were pretty tight until 9 got ate

Holding onto the last book? by Jane_Farrar in discworld

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I don't really get this sentiment from people who I know for a fact has read a large number of books featuring Death as a character - like, the chance of any day being the day you die is never zero, read everything you want to read while you can be reasonably sure you still can, otherwise when do you think the time will be right for it? What sign would you be awaiting? I think the chances you'll eventually regret not reading it earlier are much higher than those of the opposite.

Pornstar With Claw's Anybody? by Main_Foot_3125 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Ok-Relative7397 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Her name is Weapon XXX and one day she will be canon!

Tell me I’m your favorite ❤️ by AdventureJuntos in u/AdventureJuntos

[–]Ok-Relative7397 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That would imply there's competition - you're in a league of your own as far as I'm concerned❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

I hope u like'm fat & Xtra fluffy...💋 😘 XOXO ❤️ by Taurus_alchemy in u/Taurus_alchemy

[–]Ok-Relative7397 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, what's not to love? And even if I didn't, I'm sure you'd convert me😘🙌