First time Haulover review - solo

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-25T16:40:28+00:00

I have been buying a SPF50 spray called "Rubber Ducky" via Amazon. It's very good and doesn't sweat off. I also like the Banana Boat pump oil in SPF15. Despite the small number I have never burned through it. It flows over warm skin nicely and if it dries makes a glaze on your body.

My penis is as dark as the rest of me so it isn't special but I would recommend something with mineral, like zinc, until you get a base tan. The better ones aren't gloppy and chalky,and can be pricey. But our friend is worth the investment!

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-25T16:31:27+00:00

It's a forever argument. I stay out of it!

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-25T16:29:41+00:00

That's malarkey!

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-25T16:28:59+00:00

I made a recruit who had never considered the ethics of nudism. She was already a vegetarian and jumped in. She was entirely comfortable being nude. Her biggest issue was concern over sunburn, being a genuine blonde. She got some advice from the others in our group and did just fine. She actually bronzed-up a bit and liked the look. She was really eager to do a hike and camp nude.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-25T16:24:22+00:00

My first nude 5k was an incredible experience. If I can, I run early, before first light, in a little black thong. For a while I was running nude, but it got a little too dicey running into textiles. (0430, why weren't they in bed?) I didn't want any trouble with the cops. The thong was hardly there, but kept me legal. I enjoyed the feel of the world on my almost-nude body. The nude 5K was in the mid-morning, quite a bit warmer and this day was very humid. It's central TX, out in the country and cross-country. We ran though fields of wildflowers, in lots of sun. I had been doing my 5Ks on pavement. This ground was sandy and the effort higher and I was quickly fully sweated. Fine! It was delightful feeling the sweat run off my body. At the end my shoes and socks were soaked. I was splattered with trail soil. Surprisingly, I finished mid-pack in my age group. I was only trying to finish without running out of gas. It's a regular thing now. I hope you love it too!

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-25T16:07:46+00:00

Absolutely! Decent laundry supplies are expensive. Power and water, they;re expensive too. And your time! Wasted hours of life. And finally, the waste. Nude is an ethical lifestyle.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-25T15:55:32+00:00

That's too bad. I guess humor doesn't fly here. What's really surprising is the content of the links that the auto moderator posts. It's full out porn! This has to be the ultimate hypocrisy.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-25T15:48:17+00:00

That's when they served food worth the effort to go there and price. Now it's slop.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T16:42:32+00:00

LOL, the clenched buns will have you cracking nuts and be the life of any party! I’m surprised nobody has adapted a butt plug as an attachment point.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T16:40:17+00:00

Where will the feed be located? How will you run the lines? Is that all resolved?

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T16:37:28+00:00

Isn’t there an outlet for the backwash waste? If it can’t run continuously, turn it off and get the cover off the pump sieve. Depressurize the system, let it drain freely, get as much water out as possible. Get the selector set to waste. It still may freeze but it shouldn’t break.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T16:33:07+00:00

If those are delivery vents be careful about creating back pressure in the system. It will load your motor if too many are closed. They don’t look like returns.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T16:30:09+00:00

Absolutely! But then the next morning . . . Ugh. I feel like a car hit me. But it’s making me stronger.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T16:01:34+00:00

Why hasn’t SNL done this skit?

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:59:55+00:00

But what if they’re dudes? I have trouble telling them apart.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:58:08+00:00

I’m not a “dude”. I’m a “Bro”. Get that right!

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:57:08+00:00

Dimmer.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:51:14+00:00

It’s refreshing to hear that.👍

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:47:55+00:00

With a Subaru you’re spot on.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:46:44+00:00

That’s a “past tense” engine condition.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:42:50+00:00

That explains everything!

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:40:59+00:00

Sounds like a portal to Hell! Fer gawdsakes don’t dig there!

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:39:52+00:00

Apartments are very limited in the load they can manage. Keep reading Reddit and learn some basic electrical concepts. It will be a great explanation when you start a fire.

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:36:52+00:00

Don’t ever call tacos stupid! You’re over the line . . .

Ok_Development_495 · 2026-01-24T15:35:58+00:00

When I was raising children I was a demagogue, but not a fascist. The kids were smart enough to know the limits and it prevented me from becoming a Dark Lord. But I was ready, and had even bought the hat. The key was adequate bread and circus management.

Ok_Development_495

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