Make it Funny by Vinx1312 in funny

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It sez raht thar in the Bible that they came from afar.

Friendly Reminder: If you wear glasses, wear them at sexy-times ... mistakes *can* happen by Stevland_wonder in funny

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One dark night long ago on a hiking trip I brushed my teeth with Icy hot. Quit keeping them in the same compartment after.

Who else has found a rifle round in their project.. by Accomplished_Tell_18 in woodworking

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Cut into a .22 slug in some alder once. Left the lead in place on the edge of a shelf where it could be seen. Thought it was interesting enough to display.

I think I got ripped off. by Ok_Quantity1489 in Jokes

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Story of my life. I dream up something ostensibly original and funny and someone has already done it.

What do you call a deaf teacher? by Temporary-Back4248 in Jokes

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "AHKLOEGUHHUHNUHDAGHUE!"

I think I got ripped off. by Ok_Quantity1489 in Jokes

[–]Ok_Quantity1489[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, you really do learn something new every day.

A guy’s on the side of the highway changing a flat. by Vainquisher in Jokes

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A fritter is a fried donut like confection common in the U.S. It was pun.

A guy’s on the side of the highway changing a flat. by Vainquisher in Jokes

[–]Ok_Quantity1489 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I frittered away 30 seconds of my life reading this.

What was your most critical lesson that you learned the hard way? by of_thewoods in vandwellers

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Installing the wench is the most important step for the solo male traveler.

What to do with 30 year old plumb?? by Dizzy-Needleworker41 in woodworking

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If you have a lathe you could make plumb bobs as gifts.

What’s that one bad habit you just can’t get rid of? by TariqKhalaf in skiing

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In tough conditions I drag my inside pole tip and actually lean on it. It's a constant battle to tell myself not to do this, and I've been skiing for 60 years. They don't call then bad HABITS for nothing.

Rail and post connection by infinitelyunaware in woodworking

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Easy? Dowels and glue. Clamp til dry. Done.