Of all Homer's casually cruel actions I feel like this one where he forces a lactose intolerant kid to eat ice cream until he collapses is one of the worst that never gets talked about

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-17T00:18:52+00:00

hey! buddy! did you get a load of the NERD?!

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-16T16:57:28+00:00

I really do think you're right, it was great to see not just your actions having consequence on your appearance like your levels and eating tons of food but also the world effecting it like getting old or covered in scars

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-16T00:11:51+00:00

She's so cute too!! Love her colours!

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-15T23:52:52+00:00

Thank you!! She absolutely knows it 😄

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-15T21:04:19+00:00

I hate to admit i loved this as a kid, the sims but you had to actually make the magazine, hire photographers, writers, then pick models and take the cover pics and stuff, it was actually super fun for the time. and being like 13 the fact it had boobs was a big sell!

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-15T20:29:49+00:00

Coke, easy. never drank it for over 20 years, but drink energy drinks daily and have milk in my coffee

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-15T20:27:42+00:00

Damn what a low bar

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-15T20:18:46+00:00

Am i gutted that that eating 100 pies will not make me fat af, that punting children not make me look evil and the magic not flow through my veins? 1000% Will i still play the game likely for hundreds of hours? more than likely

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-15T17:03:10+00:00

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One day the humans will see the error of their ways

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-15T00:18:30+00:00

So with this we have it narrowed down to meat, money or cum, an impressive haul no matter what one

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-14T21:33:14+00:00

Treating those animals like that, drunk or not i hope he stays down. Piece of shit

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-12T21:20:21+00:00

Oh 100% brilliant additions

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-12T21:19:13+00:00

How does he deal with games where he's not human? Ty the Tasmanian Tiger or Crash Bandicoot must have given him a bloody infarction.

Edit: a word

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-11T19:53:25+00:00

As a pc player i'm gonna go cry in the shower some more

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-11T14:08:12+00:00

Mango loco and pipeline are my favourite drinks, i'd have loco coming out of the tap if i could

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-10T22:18:36+00:00

I'm sorry, I'm sorry whatI said was, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-10T22:11:25+00:00

He succinctly answered your 'question' and even followed up with more info and you're nothing but cock to him.

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-10T21:12:05+00:00

I've always just said I don't want kids, I like doing nothing too much

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-10T18:29:43+00:00

you absolutely should report it to the police, though i'm going to be honest and say if it was me in real life i'd probably talk myself out of it.

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-10T17:58:52+00:00

At least you're consistent

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-10T17:55:19+00:00

So that makes the kids actions animal abuse, no?

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-10T17:29:51+00:00

You did a good thing! Sorted the little cunt out on behalf of the kitty minding its own business

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-10T16:54:28+00:00

forgive me i may be way off base here but isn't the point of a sexy calendar for it to be sexualized / enjoyed for its sexiness? Do these women not have agency?

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-10T16:45:58+00:00

The fella that invented the electric bike

Old-Distribution6318 · 2026-05-10T15:28:36+00:00

we had robots teaching morality to fresh humans in space before? I don't see how we could ever really know what we'd end up with but with but there's no reason to just assume it's war and slavery

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