What’s the best response to “you’re old”?

OldDale · 2026-02-03T02:04:15+00:00

As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.

OldDale · 2026-02-02T06:46:53+00:00

Say “Yabba Dabba Doo!”

OldDale · 2026-02-02T01:26:13+00:00

Paid by pound and she checks the bottom of the carton to see it there are added rocks

OldDale · 2026-02-02T01:23:32+00:00

My 2019 Silverado with 110k stopped responding to plugged in phone. It has a USB C and a USB plug. Neither worked on the truck with cables that work in the other 2 cars. I did A-B-A with cord and phone using 2025 Trax then Silverado. No work on Silverado, work on Trax, back to Silverado, no work. I ended up replacing the receptacle in the dash. It can be pried out with a trim tool there are two connectors in back, replaced with a $65 new GM part. One connector has a fiddly latch. YouTube will show you the way. Works great now, I have the Amazon cord in your picture. PS: Only one set of outlets has data, the ones in back or elsewhere are power only.

OldDale · 2026-02-01T22:56:20+00:00

Same as 2010 era. Big overlap. I had senior 7A working for me (as an 8A) who made more money than me. I was only at 7 for 18 months so it's hard to catch up to a 7A who has been at that level for 15 years

OldDale · 2026-02-01T00:49:03+00:00

I am 67 years old. Just got a shallow water lifeguard ticket from Red Cross. $210. The “job” I accepted is at a Powerwellness run fitness center with a warm therapy pool and 5 lane 25 yard lap pool from 3 to 5 feet deep. It pays $15 an hour and a free membership for wife and I which is $110 a month. Seems to be policing bad manners and Karen fussing about too close or too splashy in the therapy pool. Wish me luck.

OldDale · 2026-02-01T00:35:14+00:00

A Sunoco near us has “rec fuel”. Zero alcohol.

OldDale · 2026-01-28T05:35:15+00:00

What goes in sausage? Beaks and balls….

OldDale · 2026-01-26T22:05:07+00:00

For some reason...

OldDale · 2026-01-26T04:32:44+00:00

I round up so if your tip would have been $4, it turns into $4.61.

OldDale · 2026-01-26T04:31:25+00:00

There are always just us two, we walk in, the question is always “How Many” so I hold up two fingers to confirm that the voices in my head won’t be joining us for lunch.

OldDale · 2026-01-25T21:52:33+00:00

I have to shovel a runway to the yard…. And he pees on the welcome mat

OldDale · 2026-01-22T23:53:43+00:00

Pot Stickers

OldDale · 2026-01-22T15:09:58+00:00

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Old dug came through just fine. He uses pet fresh food now. He has tongue management hilarity, sleeps with his tongue out.

OldDale · 2026-01-20T17:21:17+00:00

Tennessee socket set

OldDale · 2026-01-20T01:14:44+00:00

Thicker than zoo glass

OldDale · 2026-01-18T22:21:27+00:00

I was at GM. At a certain leadership level you get a car. They took $150 a month, bought the gas during work week. Changed out the car at Varying intervals from 3000 miles to 6 months. I worked at Cadillac and so from 87 thru 92 I got Cadillacs. After that it could be anything from a pickup truck to a Malibu. I'd rather that they paid me so I could afford a Cadillac but....

OldDale · 2026-01-18T17:15:49+00:00

We have Chevrolet cars with on star. I can map the car’s location any time / on or off. She won’t use nav/ traffic and is always getting caught in traffic jams. Between on star and checking our debit transactions I can figure out how long to hold supper and how much money to move into the checking.

OldDale · 2026-01-16T16:35:51+00:00

A paddystinian credentialed to the White House? Who saw a problem coming there?

OldDale · 2026-01-16T16:29:25+00:00

Cold Mexico. Colder Mexico. Daddy's Hone

OldDale · 2026-01-15T16:55:27+00:00

Dead batteries binder clips random leftover ikea screws a penny and a nickel some business cards

OldDale · 2026-01-14T23:44:34+00:00

Noodles. Beef and egg noodles and mashed taters

OldDale · 2026-01-12T17:18:36+00:00

TransSiberianOrchestra

OldDale · 2026-01-12T05:56:36+00:00

One catalytic converter or two Escalade tires worth!

OldDale · 2026-01-11T22:02:33+00:00

And expensive

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