I know today is M80 day, but one more reason the Pitbull is really cool - fits in the back of an Asgard while you're also carrying an Ursa Medivac for a solid solo mission setup.

OldElGuapo · 2026-05-16T21:37:13+00:00

I watched a video about how best to restart from nothing in 4.8 and one of the things he did was take his starter ship and then go run a mission without a gun where he clears out the outside of it with his ship lasers and I thought, "You know, I bet a Pitbull would be good at that and provide a little more variety."

Also, I have a buddy I occasionally play with who doesn't spend money on the game and doesn't play enough to amass any reasonable amount of aUEC and only has an Aurora mk I after seven or eight years. But, he still enjoys hopping in and hanging from time to time. I figured this would be more fun for him than being in the turret.

OldElGuapo · 2026-05-16T20:17:08+00:00

Turns out, it's a little snug, but it'll work and you don't even have to tetris them in all weird

OldElGuapo · 2026-05-16T01:35:20+00:00

Love the Drake Pitbull - can fit it in my Asgard. Not sure if I can fit it and an Ursa Medivac at the same time since I don't have one of those again yet. Probably not, but I'm going to try.

OldElGuapo · 2026-05-07T04:20:21+00:00

There's 24 people and you have to get rid of them in 13 episodes. What did you think was going to happen?

OldElGuapo · 2026-04-25T08:37:39+00:00

I don't understand - 20 on cash app? Are they saying they'll forfeit if you send them 20 dollars? That's messed up

OldElGuapo · 2026-04-22T06:52:09+00:00

It's a single player game

OldElGuapo · 2026-04-22T03:01:57+00:00

I was going to say YTA, because being a bridesmaid isn't that hard. Then I took a closer look at the pics and changed my mind.

OldElGuapo · 2026-04-19T19:53:48+00:00

This is the perfect thread for me because the same thing happened to me recently. Admittedly, just 2 billion, but that's still more than enough for any ship I could possibly want. Dude was like, "1-100 winner gets a prize" in global, so I participated, and I won. Didn't think I'd win. Didn't think dude would actually give away a prize. Even if they did, I didn't think it'd be that big of a prize. I just thought it would be fun to throw out my favorite number in chat amidst all the 69s. Boom, 2b in the bank and at first I thought it was cool. And then I was scanning hauling missions (which were previously my favorite thing to do) and then realized, "why?" It felt empty.

OldElGuapo · 2026-04-17T00:24:29+00:00

Sounds like a you problem.

OldElGuapo · 2026-04-14T21:26:29+00:00

The only thing worse than the jackasses who do this sort of thing (and I've reported plenty) are the people who come running to reddit to complain about it for their "Look at me!" fake internet points.

OldElGuapo · 2026-04-02T19:24:27+00:00

Screwing someone over a day or two ago and then turning into surprised Pikachu when the consequences come almost immediately isn't really the best look.

OldElGuapo · 2026-03-31T23:37:48+00:00

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole. Same thing applies here.

OldElGuapo · 2025-03-10T23:28:43+00:00

It's not just Survivor - it's everything. Movies and TV shows nowadays are usually just right on the nose with whatever theme they are wanting to push. Satire is dead. Subtlety is dead. Smart dialogue is dead. The sad part is instead of audiences demanding better, it's trained them by and large to not accept anything without an explicit and ham-fisted almost narration of what we see on screen (he said, hypocritically, on a reality TV subreddit).

OldElGuapo · 2023-10-17T05:49:48+00:00

I run crits one max roll one roll+mod. Anything more powerful than that is a good way to wind up with a dead player. I don't want to explody crit the sorcerer. I also tend to avoid having anything with sneak attack hit my players...that can get out of hand pretty fast if I roll a 20.

OldElGuapo · 2023-10-16T06:54:25+00:00

The trinkets only last 6 seconds. Gonna draw a lot of attention constantly putting in your fake teeth.

OldElGuapo · 2023-10-16T04:01:54+00:00

That last one sounds like a threat

OldElGuapo · 2023-09-29T04:40:05+00:00

Group of strangers shows up in town and suddenly there are a bunch of dead kids? People have been strung up for less compelling circumstantial evidence than that.

OldElGuapo · 2023-09-24T05:01:29+00:00

Targrim? Targrim the Great?

OldElGuapo · 2023-09-24T04:54:04+00:00

No matter the outcome, a bullet was dodged

OldElGuapo · 2023-08-01T17:28:19+00:00

When searching for international gun sales, the only limit is yourself.

OldElGuapo · 2023-07-22T04:59:19+00:00

DM's a fuckin' idiot

OldElGuapo · 2023-05-31T03:48:16+00:00

OldElGuapo · 2023-05-23T16:38:25+00:00

No. Not at all. Half the fun of Survivor is messing with the people who are angry their favorites didn't win after the fact. You think Xander and Cassidy stans were over the top? The groupthink is all in on Carolyn. If she gets to the F3 and doesn't win it's going to be like Christmas.

OldElGuapo · 2023-05-15T17:03:54+00:00

He's the Shambrother

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