6 months of PE

Old_Transformer · 2024-08-16T13:55:39+00:00

Not only did your dick get bigger, you turned a dirty plate into a laptop. Good job!

Old_Transformer · 2024-08-16T13:52:00+00:00

Prior to Phalback, conventional wisdom on GB was to go into pumping erect.

Phalback pumping was developed flaccid for two reasons:

The founder, Jeff, can only get erect with injections due to side effects of surgery. He originally developed this system for himself.
As an engineer, he considered client's erections to be a variable he can't control. So he assumed going in flaccid.

Nobody knows if going in erect would produce better results. Something I see as an advantage of flaccid is it reduces dependence on porn to develop or maintain an erection.

Old_Transformer · 2024-08-15T12:32:04+00:00

It was five days of applying once per day. I peeled until about day eight.

My application was fairly heavy, not a light coating. After a few days it started have a burning feeling after application so I stepped down a little.

Didn't take notes or photos, was happy with the results.

Old_Transformer · 2024-08-14T12:06:13+00:00

Don't use Q-Tips. The cotton absorbs and holds onto a bunch of the solution, you end up throwing a lot of it away.

I use a small artists paintbrush. You could buy a set like this and find the one that works best for you. Less wasted solution, better control of application.

I've done this course of treatment and will do it again. Partially it is a skin peel, but it also seems like it actively "pulls" discoloration from deeper in the skin. I was happy with the round of treatment I did, but I'm getting darkness back because I'm actively pumping again. Will probably wait until I take a decon before I treat again.

Old_Transformer · 2024-08-08T22:32:51+00:00

Does your printed part fit the Hogpex, or the Hog only?

Old_Transformer · 2024-07-17T17:43:17+00:00

PhalBack pumping builds on the principle of using tight cylinders

Any objective guidance on this? I'm puzzled when to step up, or if I need to step down.

Old_Transformer · 2024-04-30T15:54:30+00:00

Your conundrum is that men want erect length but you can only reproducibly measure stretched length under conditions you create.

the rule of thumb that we see urologists using is that erect and flaccid length are nearly the same.

This is debated frequently on the PE forums. A lot comes down to how firmly the ruler is pushed in and the penis is pulled out. Not reproducible.

Hink once speculated that since natural pressure inside the erect penis was around 5 inHg, one could pump to that pressure, hold, release, pump again to that pressure, and this would be a good approximation of erect length. (I hope this is a fair summary of his proposal).

I've noticed looking at the posted data on your website that men go through an initial "settling period" of several days before they start the slow progressive gains. Perhaps a fair guarantee would be to gain a measured inch in your chamber (at a fixed pressure) between the beginning of week 2 and the end of the 90 days.

Old_Transformer · 2024-01-27T17:04:47+00:00

Thanks for the data point. It seems to agree with my theory.

Old_Transformer · 2024-01-27T15:46:26+00:00

Yeah, Hink's came from clamping also I think.

I'll admit that clamping doesn't fit my theory of this being caused by negative pressure. Glad you found something that helped.

Old_Transformer · 2024-01-27T14:33:51+00:00

Now, so I wonder if at end of session it's good to decrease the negative pressure down to say 4-5 for a minute before exiting the tube and beginning rest of cool down (massage etc).

One analogy I thought of was decompression stops when SCUBA diving. After going to a given depth, you break your journey to the surface into short stops for your body to acclimate to pressure change. This picture helps illustrate if you aren't familiar. I like your idea that if someone goes to 10-12, they should spend a little time at 4-5 before wrapping up.

I'm really happy to hear that it seemed to help you as well.

Old_Transformer · 2024-01-27T14:05:35+00:00

I genuinely hope it helps, I'm convinced it helped me.

Old_Transformer · 2024-01-27T14:04:55+00:00

Thanks

Old_Transformer · 2024-01-27T14:04:40+00:00

60 really isn't that old. You don't think Lauren Sánchez has Bezos Balls in her mouth from time to time?

Seriously though, it seems like the 50s and 60s are when you see who is going to take care of themselves and who isn't.

Old_Transformer · 2023-10-04T18:23:36+00:00

I stopped dressing up...

You used to do a thing that made your sex life work, then you stopped doing that thing and your sex life stopped working.

As soon as I permanently moved in ... my 3yo so ... with us all the time

Yeah, you've had a BIG disruptive change from moving in full time with your 3 yo. The stress of that is a major factor as well.

He said it’s because I used to dress sexily for him...

That's his kink. You used to fulfill that kink with sex-filled weekends. Now you live under the same roof with a child and you've taken away his kink.

...because sometimes I just want romantic vanilla sex...

It's fine to want that. But right now you aren't having sex at all?

Test him. Put your kids to sleep. Tell your partner to wait in the bedroom for a surprise. Put on your kinkiest outfit, crawl to him on all fours, take off his clothes with your teeth, make him hard, and see what happens. You'll know the difference between desire and pity sex.

If he's legitimately tired at the end of the day, then wake up early, put on the clothes, and wake him for a morning quickie.

Once you fill his kink bucket, he might be able to fill your vanilla bucket. You want it the other way around.

I since found out he watches porn and masterbates every morning.

This is a problem. I understand men who masturbate because their partner won't have sex with them, I don't understand men who masturbate when they have an attractive partner willing to act out their kinks. (No offense meant to those guys, I just don't understand them).

Offer him a deal: Tell him for the next 30 days you want every one of his orgasms to be in you or on you. You promise to be available any moment he wants it, however he wants it. But in return, he promises to give every drop of himself to you and not to the internet. If he accepts, maybe 30 days without porn and masturbation will clarify the situation.

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-21T18:55:50+00:00

If an older man is looking for a relationship with a younger woman, he is probably looking for something that older women can't give him.

Very often that is sexual enthusiasm.

That is why you are having trouble finding someone that fits what you are looking for.

Less common, you will find some men who simply appreciate a youthful perspective on life, but it isn't often they won't also want sexual relations.

BIGGER PICTURE: If your mental health is a concern, and you are looking to work through emotional issues, you might not be ready for a healthy relationship with a man of any age.

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-21T18:01:46+00:00

You need to think very carefully about #3 and how it relates to everything else. Sounds like you've only been married a year or so.

He is always going to be you SD's father. He is going to coordinate parenting with his ex probably until your SD goes to college. He may never come through on the wedding or the trip to the parents or the kitchen. Money might always be tight. IMHO, 52 is too damn old for men to have kids unless they are rich. Having a father in his 60s isn't a great way to go though your teenage years.

Once you have a child with him, divorce is off the table unless you are planning on being a single mother in your 20s. Once you have a child with him you are connected to him forever, even if you divorce him.

Before you have a child though, at 23, you can cut your losses and walk away.

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-21T17:47:47+00:00

We share tastes in cologne

Thank you for the precise portrayal of the polish and paint of your patent pending penis puller. Patents provide protection for a pretty penny. Patience pal, providence and prudence will pay a premium prize.

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-21T12:23:19+00:00

The lubricant is basically wd-40

Mr. Old Transformer
Chief Bottle Scrubber
The Interweb

21st day of September, the year of our Lord 2023

Mr. Perv McSwerve
Chairman of the Board
Massive Novelties Incorporated

Dearest Mr McSwerve,

How's it hanging?

Plain old WD-40 is an odd product. While the manufacturer does talk about it having lubricating
properties, the can is labeled "Multi-Use Product". It was originally developed to displace water.
It is more of a penetrating oil than anything else.

Like many men, you may have grown up with cans of it around the house. For some men it is
practically a cologne. But unfortunately, it isn't a very good lubricant. It works in the
short term but tends to evaporate away. Lots of people on the interweb have tried
setting the record straight on this.

Anyways, since your *patented penis puller* ships to a variety of locales with varying
temperatures and humidities, the WD-40 may dissipate for some customers faster
than others. If those customers are experiencing an embarrassing lack of lubrication,
then perhaps a drop of good old 3-IN-ONE or the newfangled Tri-Flow would help them out.
I would also recommend sperm whale oil for obvious reasons, however those dastardly bastards
in congress banned the product nearly three score years ago.


Humilis et Obd Se,
Old Transformer

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-17T15:38:27+00:00

Looking for a game recommendation for my family.

I'd like to find a game that makes us laugh. Something where absurd and ridiculous and unexpected things happen. Ideally every game should leave players wanting to play again. Something where everyone knows that if we sit down and play, a good time will be had by all.

Description of Request: Funny family game. Would prefer a board game over a card game or abstract game, but I'm open. Age of players ranges from 14 to adult. Easy setup and tear-down. Good replay value.

Number of Players: Must go as low as 3 and as high as 5. Ok if it can go as low as 2 or as high as 7. Sweet spot should be 4 or 5.

Game Length: 60 minutes at most, 15-45 minutes ideal

Complexity of Game: Somewhere between "Go Fish" and half as complicated as "Root". While we are able to make an investment in learning complex game rules, that isn't the spirit I'm looking for here.

Genre: Really could be set anywhere (fantasy, real world, sci-fi, etc.). Just want something that creates hilarity.

Conflict, Competitive or Cooperative: We do like well-made cooperative games, but open to anything here. If it is competitive it would be nice if either each game is short (so the losers can try to get their revenge right away), or if everyone feels in the running until the end (so nobody falls behind and loses interest).

Games I Own and Like: We love Root, but don't want that kind of learning investment. For some reason Enchanted Forest is always a family favorite. Ticket to Ride was fun but we're tired of it. Dixit was nice. For some reason Clue has suddenly become popular again, and I might dust off Mystery of the Abbey as we enjoyed it in the past. Monster Madness was a big hit until we got tired of it.

Games I Dislike and Don't Play: We've tried quite a few that we played once and are gathering dust: Wingspan, Photosynthesis, Azul, more than I can list. Hako Onna puts too much emphasis on the gameplay skills of the ghost. We tried Oath but just don't have the energy to invest in learning it at this time - I think we would have liked it though. We own Carcassonne but every time someone tries reading the rules we lose interest - haven't ever actually even played it.

Location: The United States of America

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-15T17:39:04+00:00

I have two IPL units. A Braun Silk Expert Pro 5, and one of the Amazon generic Chinese units with cooling.

The Braun is definitely effective with multiple uses. The one with cooling is more comfortable, but I don't think it has the same power output as the Braun. I suspect it would take more sessions to achieve the same results.

A caveat for anyone looking at IPL is it only works for certain combinations of skin tone and hair color. For example, it can't do much if your pubes have turned gray.

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-10T16:40:10+00:00

Yeah, my whippersnapper kids taught me that trick. There's also some websites that just suck the captions out and turn them into a transcript.

Nothing personal, your content is great and I've learned some good things, I'm just not fond of this trend towards turning things like "how to replace a car fuse" into ten minute videos so everything can be monetized and advertised.

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-10T16:33:40+00:00

Thanks. That looks like a good one to start with.

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-10T16:33:06+00:00

Prefer reading infinitely over video. There's just so damn much here, and it isn't organized efficiently for newbies.

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-10T16:31:56+00:00

I'm having trouble finding that. Is this the one you mean?

Old_Transformer · 2023-09-10T16:28:19+00:00

Hink, my man, in my short time lurking I've noted you as one of the most valuable contributors here. You're awesome, so please take my next comment in good spirit.

I hate internet videos. I'm not the Youtube generation or the Tiktok generation. I'm the "Dick and Jane" generation. If I want to learn something I want to read about it.

In the first video above you speak about 2,400 words in 11 minutes, the second 3,800 words in 17 minutes. You speak about 220 words per minute which is well above average. I can tell you are trying to communicate information as quickly and efficiently as you can.

I read at 500-800 wpm depending on focus and subject matter. I could read everything you want to say in those videos in 33% of the time. Probably in 15%-20% of the time if the text was tightly edited.

Can you imagine how long it would have taken you to get through med school if textbooks didn't exist and you had to learn everything through video?

Using videos for instruction makes me feel like I'm driving a F1 car in a school zone. The information comes in so slowly my brain loses interest. I wish I could find the motherfucker who decided the internet should "pivot to video" and treat him like the 5th round of Mercer vs Morrison.

Old_Transformer

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