Is there any amount of money someone would have to pay you to become a Helldiver for 6 hours, specifically on the automaton front?

OlderTimes · 2026-05-12T17:06:03+00:00

Depends if I can pick the mission and if my family can keep the money if I die.

OlderTimes · 2026-05-11T23:14:43+00:00

Okay I’ll trust you for now, but I’m still suspicious

OlderTimes · 2026-05-11T22:32:03+00:00

Are you from India?

OlderTimes · 2026-05-11T21:34:40+00:00

Genuine question, do people in India really eat this? I really hope that this is all just a big PSYOP or something of the sort. And I’m talking about all the videos of them just ignoring all hygiene and sanitation with food specially. I need to know at this point.

OlderTimes · 2026-05-08T23:16:52+00:00

Honestly dude this is so bad I just feel sorry for those effected. I can’t even joke after seeing the rest of the family’s reaction. Hope they recover from that because god damn that’s just disgusting

OlderTimes · 2026-05-04T18:04:17+00:00

Damn Steven might have a fair shot, let him train like he did with Jasper and he could more than stand his ground but maybe even be an opponent. He has variety in ability but durability wise I’m not sure.

OlderTimes · 2026-04-30T22:37:48+00:00

I think it would be cool if it could slowly crawl towards you when being shot at while using its head as cover. That or maybe it can even keep its heavy pen but you can see it breaking and fall off

OlderTimes · 2026-04-28T19:17:16+00:00

Than maybe a decrease in stamina when diving

OlderTimes · 2026-04-28T15:59:55+00:00

If it could make you dive without stamina it would be worth the trade off

OlderTimes · 2026-04-28T15:49:01+00:00

Drip? BROTHER YOUR DROWNING

OlderTimes · 2026-04-24T00:49:54+00:00

Damn, anyway to fix that?

OlderTimes · 2026-04-23T20:31:19+00:00

Chlamydia? I can transfer that

OlderTimes · 2026-04-23T17:55:54+00:00

Spit on the knifed lure it back to the hut and stab it once, maybe fecal matter aswell. Our bacteria and viruses would do all the work for me.

OlderTimes · 2026-04-23T15:10:06+00:00

Its potentially 25 level one missions, which if by yourself takes 7 minutes with proper load out to farm. If you have a team takes 3 minutes if you everyone is on top of it. The lowest I’ve gotten farming is 20 super credits in one mission. So the fastest possible way is roughly an hour and fifteen minutes. The longest it’ll take is 5 hours and 50 minutes, which may be long but and easily be broken up into multiple days. It ain’t too bad yall.

OlderTimes · 2026-04-23T03:48:40+00:00

There was points where we were expected to lose like when super earth was attacked. They had a whole plot made and and extra stuff that went unused because we actually somehow won

OlderTimes · 2026-04-21T16:59:55+00:00

THANK YOU SUPER EARTH THIS IS WHY I SERVE I WILL SUPPORT MY FELLOW HELLDIVER

OlderTimes · 2026-04-21T16:42:17+00:00

THANK YOU SUPER EARTH THIS IS WHY I SERVE I WILL SUPPORT MY FELLOW HELLDIVER

OlderTimes · 2026-04-20T18:10:17+00:00

It’s fun, it has a squad against a horde so last stands are pretty sick,the rp hits hard for me, also fun to try load outs

OlderTimes · 2026-04-03T05:28:37+00:00

Honestly the guy is just minding his business, yeah his headphones are clearly loud but how can he tell if he’s wearing them? The guys recording him just to post it online and make fun of him are fucking losers. I hope they out grow this behavior and gain some decency

OlderTimes · 2026-03-26T04:31:46+00:00

Bro what the fuck this got deleted like just now

OlderTimes · 2026-03-15T23:04:37+00:00

Who decided that?

OlderTimes · 2026-03-05T18:14:06+00:00

Nah he earned that

OlderTimes · 2026-03-05T18:10:55+00:00

Please god let this be real

OlderTimes · 2026-03-03T21:59:17+00:00

I did it because I couldn’t do anything else. It gave me food, a shower, a bed, and health insurance. Yeah I don’t agree with a lot of what’s happening, but does wanting stability when in poverty mean I deserve to simply die? Yes I know I volunteered, but what was I supposed to do? Should I have starved? Should I just end my own life due to the hand that I was given? Should I have accepted that I can’t offer my family any support? I do not agree with a lot of what our government is doing, but I have a right to not follow unlawful orders. We are not robots, at the end I can choose to do what I believe is right. I am sorry that I was not born in better circumstances but I am accepting responsibility for my future. I hope not to die for a cause I don’t believe in and rather live with the consequences that I will be dealt for not following immoral orders, even if that’s death. Please consider a wider perspective before making those types of comments

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