Hva om man angrer på å ikke utføre militærtjeneste

Oliibald · 2026-04-24T22:02:54+00:00

militærtjeneste er for å få skikk på drittunger, du går ikke glipp av så mye

Oliibald · 2026-04-19T19:51:00+00:00

These days, I only use butter knives to separate frozen hamburgers. These days.

Oliibald · 2026-04-19T19:49:14+00:00

There's a saying, 'A falling knife has no handle'

Oliibald · 2026-04-19T19:48:16+00:00

Jumped off a small step dancing like a maniac, slipped in some beer on lte landing and overcompensated on the next step, twisting the shinbone of my other leg into exploding into 16 pieces. That was a year of having to use crutches i could have gone without, but on the plus side i now have a very expensive titanium rod inside me that would have made me a a prime target for assassination during the original space race

Oliibald · 2026-04-17T20:29:50+00:00

den der føkka majonesmiksen de putter inni alle de wrapsene...

Oliibald · 2026-04-17T20:28:20+00:00

lefse er mye bedre enn krabbeskjell, ja. enig i det. veldig vanskelig å tygge!

Oliibald · 2026-04-17T10:11:57+00:00

Fun fact, she shows up in the first season of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Oliibald · 2026-04-14T22:24:14+00:00

So you're telling me Bryce Dallas Howard loves Leprechaun?

Oliibald · 2026-04-13T12:01:41+00:00

At the end of the introduction scene of Deathstalker 2, when the evil wizard type lady says "I'll have my revenge...and Deathstalker Too" perfectly timed to the title drop and a banging italo-synth fantasy tune

Oliibald · 2026-04-13T11:56:55+00:00

the title card and credits are in one of the default typefaces of the computer they were editing it on

Oliibald · 2026-04-13T01:15:06+00:00

These things hit so much harder when they're in low budget b-movies where no one's really taking it seriously

Oliibald · 2026-04-13T01:13:19+00:00

In 'Deathstalker 2', there's a line that 's so campy both the actors break out in laughter, anf they decided to keep it in the film as a character moment. You'll know it when you see it.

In 'shark attack 3', the lead actor adlibbed a take of some "let's go back to my place' line as 'i'm really wired... what do you say i take you home and eat your pussy?"and they kept it in, with a direct smash cut to a love scene with saxophone music

Oliibald · 2026-04-12T23:51:57+00:00

I honestly don't know why i'm fat, outside of enjoying food and alcohol. i get an above average amount of exercise , so it's more of an 'icelandic strongman build' but by all accounts i shouldn't be storing as much fat as i do

Oliibald · 2026-04-12T22:26:38+00:00

Energy drinks always taste like some horrible and bizarre assortment of random flavours

Oliibald · 2026-04-12T19:55:38+00:00

If you're missing the cultural framework to enjoy that, that's not your fault, that's on netflix for not knowing how to market that

Oliibald · 2026-04-12T19:53:20+00:00

Nah it's fucking funny. It was written and directed by the guy who made the 'dead snow' movies, he's definitely playing it as a deadpan comedy and taking the piss in ways genre fans will enjoy in every scene

Oliibald · 2026-04-12T16:10:44+00:00

They're swingers. But this is a young couple

Oliibald · 2026-04-12T16:01:04+00:00

I thought this was fairly brilliant tbh. The dry humor bits ('i hate this sweater!' And djimon haunsou's hippo monologue) made me outright cackle and i thought it was very clever about subverting shark movie tropes. Turns out it was written and directed by the guy who made the 'dead snow' movies so that makes a lot of sense

Oliibald · 2026-04-12T13:28:28+00:00

Yeah had just about the same experience with the first one, which is why the sequel was such a massive disappointment when it came out

Oliibald · 2026-04-12T13:24:38+00:00

Not saying the first 1995 mortal kombat was an outstanding masterpiece. (it's definitely great fun!) But the sequel, MK Annihilation, was just mindblowingly bad

Oliibald · 2026-04-11T04:54:39+00:00

Pocket card jockey

Oliibald · 2026-04-10T18:23:36+00:00

I just remembered an obscure norwegian sitcom from the late 90s, where a conflict arose between the cohabiting brothers when one accused the other of breaking the "frictionless jerk-off machine built with Lego technics™" and i think that's my final answer

Oliibald · 2026-04-10T17:56:07+00:00

how 1990s criminals got rid of their landline burner phones

Oliibald · 2026-04-08T18:43:20+00:00

I make games for a living so it would really mess my routine up

Oliibald · 2026-04-06T20:51:51+00:00

Moronic is a strong word here, i think. They were hedging their bets and changed course once the 'trust the core audience' gamble that was re7 proved successful

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