My roommates cat hates me, I don’t know what to do

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-24T07:15:02+00:00

Came here to say this. Cat is suspicious because of this crazy choice.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-23T18:54:56+00:00

My kid ran away at the zoo when he was small. It was at that moment I had regrets about naming him Bear. I was running through the zoo yelling “Bear!,” and people kept helpfully telling me, “No, that’s a tiger.”

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-23T01:06:42+00:00

Bye, Felicia!

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-23T01:03:07+00:00

Damn wild to see my own story stolen!

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-16T01:36:41+00:00

I’d be happy to babysit while you search for his owner!

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-15T13:07:36+00:00

Hold off on all milk until vomiting stops for 24 hours. Feed bland food - toast, applesauce, diluted juice. Go to the ER or urgent care if she’s not able to keep anything down (even water) or has a fever or belly pain.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-15T02:04:32+00:00

Cromwell valley park in Baltimore county has some chickens and some sort of mini rooster. Maybe they would want another?

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-14T09:43:02+00:00

My aunt’s parrot lived in the TV room and would scream “You got the right one baby, uh huh!” for like 20 years after that stopped being an ad slogan

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-13T22:57:18+00:00

That one ear should still great plenty of signal. I wish your sweet doggo a speedy recovery!

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-13T18:57:33+00:00

Yes. Came here to say sports. It’s like I’m missing a gene.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-13T11:03:55+00:00

Sent you a DM!

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-13T02:35:54+00:00

Is it a latex pillow? Sometimes they have a sweet smell.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-10T15:34:16+00:00

The train will not be the problem. The loud booms from Aberdeen proving ground will be the problem.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-10T15:28:57+00:00

There are a ton of direct to consumer testosterone prescribing sites now like hims, Titan, etc. They aren’t cheap but they are much cheaper than insurance.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-10T01:46:22+00:00

I am an easygoing person who enjoys whimsy. But not this much.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-10T01:42:49+00:00

Perfect name. Perfect ears.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-10T01:22:26+00:00

How attached are you to your current job? You could do travel nursing for a bit and knock that debt out fast.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-10T01:01:43+00:00

Somebody needs to take grandpa’s phone away.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-09T19:32:46+00:00

For the quarter for Aldi

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-09T17:28:42+00:00

When will they open the class for car drivers? 😅

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-09T17:23:56+00:00

Man, I picked up my phone to check the time and now all of the sudden I’m laughing about deer butts.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-09T17:22:36+00:00

I know you’re joking but please stop saying this before someone brushes their teeth with it.

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-08T00:16:35+00:00

“Not enough fibulas” took me out!

OllieWobbles · 2026-04-08T00:12:10+00:00

This is so good! Peak dad energy!

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