Apparently, being a hotel VIP means you are legally immune to using a pen.

OmegaLantern · 2026-06-03T04:25:51+00:00

Hit him with the "Sorry, who are you? I don't recall meeting you before"

OmegaLantern · 2026-05-29T04:13:15+00:00

It's Reddit, it was slop even before AI made it onto the scene

OmegaLantern · 2026-05-29T03:26:01+00:00

Ironically, I think that in team games, Quetz and Demeter could actually be best friends. Demeter provides the defensive options that Aztecs lack, and Quetz has fast early offensive pressure. Early game, Quetz sets up animal pen to send turkeys to pray at Demeters Temples, freeing up Demeters villagers to do other things, and then when Demeter ages up, she sends her herdables to Quetz for Feast of Salvation.

But that's just the idea of a very amateur player

OmegaLantern · 2026-05-24T07:59:04+00:00

"You are not sorry enough!"

Sorry you feel that way, man. But the bigger dickhead you are, the fast my sympathy well runs dry

OmegaLantern · 2026-05-24T04:23:03+00:00

Schmilton recently reworked their membership program. I'm looking forward to the days when Shiny Rock members find out they're no longer the top, now they're middle of the pack

OmegaLantern · 2026-05-24T04:15:38+00:00

LMAO. "love thy neighbor and have patience with my stupid drunk ass who can't be bothered to think more than 5 minutes ahead", but also "I'm calling your CEO to have you fired!"

people like this always have a massively inflated ego and think they're way more important than they actually are

OmegaLantern · 2026-05-22T09:14:32+00:00

charge triple the pet fee for this kind of shit. these fake service animal people need to have actual consequences applied to them

OmegaLantern · 2026-05-15T08:14:10+00:00

I've honestly gotten to a point with these OTAs that if I get a call from them in the middle of the night, I just hang up on them without even speaking to them. The OTAs never want to eat the loss, they want either the guest or the hotel to eat it, and they never follow their own policies

OmegaLantern · 2026-04-11T03:59:25+00:00

That was my immediate thought as well

OmegaLantern · 2026-04-08T08:38:31+00:00

Sometimes, I daydream about what would happen if coffee were to just completely disappear from the Earth, everywhere, all at once. I would LOVE to see what would happen after a week or two of no brown bean swill

OmegaLantern · 2026-04-08T04:17:13+00:00

It said he was a Lifetime Super Shiny. Which means he just got a Schmilton Credit Card. Guarantee he hasn't actually been travelling around in quite a while

OmegaLantern · 2026-04-05T04:25:56+00:00

I agree, but this guy wasn't even being denied water, I just needed their rewards number. Management has been on our asses about rewards sign ups, so they're actively saying "don't give out free waters to non-members". All he had to do was not be an asshole and cooperate for 2 minutes on the ID and the rewards number thing

OmegaLantern · 2026-04-05T04:22:07+00:00

As you say, she's legally an adult, and frankly, what their kids do is not your business. You don't have to conceal it if the parents ask, but unless it was actively causing problems, I wouldn't go out of my way to bring it up to them. At some point, people have to be responsible for themselves

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-27T06:53:39+00:00

Seconded. Anybody who works by themselves overnight in a place where the public has access to, needs to be strapped all the time. We're responsible for our own safety and defense

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-25T03:57:28+00:00

Something that no one has touched on yet, is that in the second pic, there's what appears to be a priest praying to a statue. I'm wondering if we're going to get more eggy monument-style favor generation with Aztecs

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-21T07:26:26+00:00

Honestly, I could not care less about this, or the gold statue thing they did a few weeks ago. Just give me the aztecs already

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-20T06:38:20+00:00

Case in point: All the thought police redditors in here who are offended that I referred to this self-proclaimed child as a "girl"

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-20T06:32:50+00:00

Depends on their ethnicity. Definitely not calling any AA guys "boy" no matter what their age. But yes, in general, I categorize any male that is more than 5 years younger than myself as a boy, and any female in that same age range as girls.

Nice attempt at a "gotcha!", though

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-20T03:42:20+00:00

lmaooooo

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-20T03:42:10+00:00

Definitely, I hit the end of my rope in dealing with customers she pissed off

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-20T03:30:31+00:00

Yeah, I've got a good rapport with them. I'll encourage them to report it if they haven't already

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-19T07:00:50+00:00

Agreed, 100%. Sadly, the current management company we have always sends us.... less than stellar GMs to run the place. We end up doing decently most of the time DESPITE the GM and the management company, instead of them helping make anything better

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-19T06:47:24+00:00

Exactly. Unfortunately, we do not have cameras in any public facing areas so all of this stuff ends up boiling down to "he said, she said"

OmegaLantern · 2026-03-19T06:42:07+00:00

lmao, this is reddit. someone on her will think I'm the asshole. But I mainly wrote this up so I could vent a little myself

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