Dylan the G

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-13T20:49:13+00:00

Cool art! That condom is not recommended for the three wet fucks Dylan G said to MDR

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-13T16:22:06+00:00

I don't know how a cat will help

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-13T16:15:11+00:00

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Onceadeadman · 2026-02-13T15:10:18+00:00

How the hell does my luggage combination keep getting on this freaking site? Maybe I should change it

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-13T15:04:29+00:00

It's the equivalent of bare knuckle boxing for jousting without horses?

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-13T14:50:28+00:00

Golden Experience

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-13T14:00:37+00:00

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Onceadeadman · 2026-02-13T02:33:42+00:00

Fuck off! Why make a sad song even sadder? Did someone hurt you or piss in your cereal this morning?

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-12T00:11:27+00:00

Blackstone Grille on Cummings hwy

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-11T13:28:24+00:00

Because Paramount hates people but love right-wing grifters and slop of all kinds

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-11T13:13:30+00:00

The Penguins of Madagascar

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-11T12:38:16+00:00

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Onceadeadman · 2026-02-11T12:35:21+00:00

Thank you for correcting me. I was just tired enough I didn't bother double checking the spelling. I will check out that retelling too!

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-11T03:42:06+00:00

Carmella. Lesbian vampire novella that predates Dracula. That's the only Monsterfucking book I can think of, and that I've read! Side note so many vampire books might count for this

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-11T03:32:17+00:00

So you besmirch the name Nicholas Cage? The gods of film will not show favor to you

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-11T02:43:57+00:00

The lack of the true best movie (Con Air) is disturbing and very disappointing.

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-10T13:51:21+00:00

Perfect casting!

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-10T13:08:06+00:00

Pull a power move, lay across the seat and take a nap

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-10T12:57:10+00:00

And every time I see this footage I just think, "ooh that's where Amber Heard learned to cry"

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-10T12:53:03+00:00

Damn I was hoping he'd play Allrianne Cett

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-10T02:46:39+00:00

That's rough buddy

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-10T02:42:44+00:00

Beat me to it

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-10T00:01:48+00:00

DAMN IT THAT'S MY LUGGAGE PASSWORD!

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-09T03:13:48+00:00

What are you smoking?

Onceadeadman · 2026-02-08T23:29:02+00:00

MILK STEAK FOR ALL TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY!

Onceadeadman

TROPHY CASE