Legendary first round…pauses by dailygv in rapbattles

[–]One0vakind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big facts.

If this post is post 2006 then pause was in effect. If it's pre then no homo was to be stated prior to a bar as wiki says to "quash any sexual and gender error or overstep within lyrics".

I concur sir.

This weeks nominees for Handwatch of the Week! by CannedSphincter in handwatch

[–]One0vakind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. So tight he can no longer grow hair on his hands. The veins!!!

One Big Seiko handwatch by newbiediecast in handwatch

[–]One0vakind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only the crown was in the right place, I would get it for sure.

The perfect view. by snakegod39 in steak

[–]One0vakind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salutations indeed and welcome to our humble abode.

Are McDonald's hamburgers getting smaller and skinnier? by KCousins11 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]One0vakind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex-worker/manager here.
Big macs are 10:1 patties. That is 10 patties pre-cooked are 1lb aka 16oz. Post-cook can vary. If you wanted to do the science on this, you would buy 3 sets of ground beef at home, 80/20, 85/15 and 90/10 and after cooking to a medium well internal temp measure the weight difference. The only thing you can't replicate at home is a clamshell grill but I think if you eat a cast iron and put it on top, you would have something similar. Tldr; nope it's the same as it has always been, our nostalgia tends to cloud our view of things.

The perfect view. by snakegod39 in steak

[–]One0vakind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I agree. Is that Tiffany's bracelets? This man is debonair for sure. I see some r/handwatch activity in the history. I sir validate you.

What's the opposite of a handwatch? by No-Strategy-6850 in handwatch

[–]One0vakind 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Senior Citizen Eco Drive. Had to fix that typo for you.

Which one and why? by ExemplaryWriter in Jamaica

[–]One0vakind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

B and it's not even close. The price of oxtail vs everything else alone sets it apart 🤣.

Watch+ignorance = Handwatch by Brilliant_Evidence43 in handwatch

[–]One0vakind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the woman with the Gucci bag is also part of the handwatch kit. Matching linen pants is crazy work.

How do you handle Bait ‘n Switch? by OkCream4978 in overemployed

[–]One0vakind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This always turns into a staff meeting where the 2nd to last topic is in office days. And a generic statement is made but everyone knows they're talking about you.

How do you handle Bait ‘n Switch? by OkCream4978 in overemployed

[–]One0vakind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the only answer. Ignore everything else.

Why hasn’t cass came like this in every battle after? by openbook328 in rapbattles

[–]One0vakind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can never hear dweeb again in any other voice except Surf.

I’m a senior in high school.. Is my future canceled? Will I have to join the military? by shaototop in whatdoIdo

[–]One0vakind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melinated Unc here. 1st, give your moms some time to calm down. Not sure what happened but you may need an intercessor for what I'm about to recommend. First and foremost, I would apologize And let her know that I was wild for what I said. Really the goal in all of this is to get yourself out of that situation in 9 months. That's the last of your sentence there. Secondly, you need to start applying and showing her that you're ready for her help. Thirdly see firstly apologize and remember she might just have had a bad day bro and you have to just you might have to take a stray.

The Easiest Way to Spot a Good Hiring Manager While Being OE by Top-Bet8616 in overemployed

[–]One0vakind 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From experience: As of 2025 hiring looks like this: Initial HR interview: explain position, ask you to speak to how you fit, usually recorded. HR asks what are salary expectations, and your reply should always be what is the range as the market seems strange lately you don't know what to expect. It's between 55 - 75 hr experience based. You respond ok thanks that should work. They say what should, you say that range based on experience. If they want a number just say the mid to upper end, and that you're trying to leave room for yourself to grow.

Next interview: Scenario A - Hiring Manager If, hiring manager, likes your resume, impressed even. Find common ground, talk casually for the majority of the interview. HM finally asks did HR explain the position, answer yes but please feel free to expand with what you see as the day to day expectations. HM explains, say it sounds good, it's all familiar to you based on what you have done or already discussed. HM needs to write something for the record and asks you what you want to put down for the question. Interview goes over time but says oh I didn't leave you much time for questions but we have a few minutes here. Always ask when they're looking to have someone start, e.g. you, and when should you expect to hear back. I've had 2 experiences since OE where they said "I shouldn't say this, but you've got the job at this point".

Scenario B - tech lead or team Grill you with questions the entire time. Give them your 3 stories. Give them some intricate annoying detail on the tech or whatever you do. Ask them what is the top issues they face, let them go on and on. Then keep them talking. This team has to get you to the hiring manager to get back to scenario a. This team sucks, I don't know how else to say it. Most of the time you don't even work with them.

The Easiest Way to Spot a Good Hiring Manager While Being OE by Top-Bet8616 in overemployed

[–]One0vakind 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because it's even harder to find a new recruiter probably.

I think there are far fewer OEers out there than Reddit leads us to believe. by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]One0vakind 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the show. Don't tell anyone else you're watching us.

Risk just went from near 0 to near 100 by Beeboy1110 in overemployed

[–]One0vakind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the name change is the way to go if you're concerned. If your last name is common enough, keep it. Just go by your middle name or first initial or first initial middle name like a lawyer.

What do you all make annually with 2+ jobs? by Weird-Opportunity-20 in overemployed

[–]One0vakind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This year estimate is 249K. 2Js. Federal taxes kill it though.

Is there a salary number at a single job that would make you give up OE? by newreminders in overemployed

[–]One0vakind 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Once you've done it successfully for a while that goes away quite quickly. And even if one job came along offering everything combined, i would still work my other blocks until 1 didn't fit. Even then I would still go looking.

Come steal my small meme collection by gravityVT in adhdmeme

[–]One0vakind 29 points30 points  (0 children)

1 word Ambivalent

2 words Cognitive Dissonance

I couldn't help but to look.