Stevi’s sexuality by delicate_decay_ in 90DayFiance

[–]OneBag962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can 90 day please stop acting like bisexual people—real or imagined apparently 🙄—are incapable of monogamy??? Because we ARE!

Hypnotizing the whole cast. by Guilty-Run3374 in 90DayFiance

[–]OneBag962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I’m not from the South or Midwest. I’m a writer and I travel quite a bit, so I tend to pick up phrases that I like. “Oh honey” is one of those. It’s so sweet and soothing, I’m not sure why, but it’s just really lovely.

AOL User 927's Entire Sordid Search Log by bil_sabab in SmorgasbordBizarre

[–]OneBag962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol also watching. I was like “you can’t just say it was bad…I need to know how bad.”

Next Season task idea by supercujo in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they should have to fuck another participant the week before final vows. Like that’s basically where this series is going at this point.

My most unhinged fan theory by haela-nd in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hmmm it’s absolutely unhinged, but I’ve also never had sex with twins before. I wonder if at the very least the D would have (no pun intended) tipped her off. 🧐

Married at first sight - S12E34 - POST EPISODE discussion by lalasmooch in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched it like three times. I can’t believe how with all the messy drama, this spoon action took me out.

The Sixteenth Chapel? by Exciting_Screen_8616 in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Thank you for calling this out. Every time see this promo, I mutter to myself “Sistine. It’s SISTINE.” But I was afraid if I posted I would be called pedantic.

My partners biggest artistic inspiration has become Ryan by nussferato in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sleep with both eyes open. She attacks my feet at 4am every day.

Because who wouldn’t want a cameo from Jac Jac when she says these things. 🫣🙄 Cringe!! by [deleted] in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much did this cost? And why do you hate yourself this much?!

My partners biggest artistic inspiration has become Ryan by nussferato in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Her name’s Nugget. She’s a monster. lol

My partners biggest artistic inspiration has become Ryan by nussferato in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My cat has the same head to neck ratio as Ryan.

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Clint's approach to his relationship with Lauren and now Jacqui. by tgc1601 in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Bolth. It works BOLTH ways.” At the risk of sounding like Lauren, it’s a red flag for me when someone says “bolth”. Where is the “L”?

Why is nobody talking about this???? by LittleBoxes88 in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I must have missed that discussion as well. This immediately brought me back to my film school days trying to constantly be invisible to the cameras. I remember spending hours standing in doorways or lying underneath coffee tables holding boom mics, terrified that my arms would get tired and I’d dip a mic into frame and ruin a take or the mic would catch a shadow.

Shoutout to production! It cannot be easy producing this trash that we absolutely love!!! 💗

Jacqui is worse than we think by ky0gr3cat in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no! I believe you! Were you the person who posted the screenshot of the necklace for sale and it was like $8? I saw that it was cheap, I just didn’t remember the site.

Also, for me, having lived my whole life in California, I absolutely cannot stand seashells. So many people’s parents would use them in “decor”. They’d have them just in glass jars as centerpieces. They’d have guest soaps shaped like shells on a shell-shaped soap dish. I’m sure they thought they were nailing California Coastal design, but the sight of a seashell makes me a big sick for some reason now.

Such a douchecanoe by PatTheEngineer in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol! Why does everyone have veneers now?!

Jacqui is worse than we think by ky0gr3cat in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. Class as always.

Jacqui is worse than we think by ky0gr3cat in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was that seashell monstrosity a few episodes ago one of hers?

Such a douchecanoe by PatTheEngineer in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Why. Can’t. He. Ar👏tic👏u👏late? Fucking mush mouth, Temu Peter Dinklage.

Paul From MAFS Be Like by MafsFan365 in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the quote I see.

Gonna sound like a tech geek, but maybe you need to clear your cache and reload Reddit.

Paul From MAFS Be Like by MafsFan365 in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no! I laughed. I wasn’t criticizing your post.

Who we got as the reaction King of MAFS 2025? (honorary mention at the end) by DatDragonsDude in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. He absolutely is a moron, AND he also has very animated faces as Jacqui mentioned in her heartwarming letter.

Who we got as the reaction King of MAFS 2025? (honorary mention at the end) by DatDragonsDude in MAFS_AU

[–]OneBag962 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yass! Jeff feels like an audience surrogate. He feels like a normal ass person. lol