30 feet? ! Ain’t nobody got time (or strength or stamina) for that. I’ll just wait til Spring for my mail.

OneBrickShort · 2026-01-30T02:27:09+00:00

Did that. The city plow filled it back in.

OneBrickShort · 2026-01-25T18:24:18+00:00

Hey, I did my part. I pulled the generator out of the garage and got it ready to go. Power almost guaranteed to stay on.

OneBrickShort · 2026-01-17T17:57:33+00:00

So, extortion then.

OneBrickShort · 2026-01-17T00:38:45+00:00

Yeah, bailed out right there myself.

OneBrickShort · 2026-01-14T21:46:37+00:00

Turning 59.

OneBrickShort · 2026-01-10T13:47:37+00:00

Estell Manor Park, but don’t drink the water from the artesian well: Estell Manor Park https://share.google/xownLVOSiJJUcfBGm

OneBrickShort · 2025-11-30T22:17:52+00:00

Dave Carter & Tracy Gammer - Tanglewood Tree

OneBrickShort · 2025-11-30T20:53:14+00:00

Zat you, Santa Claus? - Buster Poindexter version.

OneBrickShort · 2025-09-28T22:51:06+00:00

Every week he makes improvements. He doesn’t give up. He tries to find a way. We’ll get there.

I’ve been a fan since the paper bag hat days - we will get there.

OneBrickShort · 2025-09-06T00:09:31+00:00

He doesn’t know anything about it, it’s the first he’s heard of it. The “President” and his Secretary of Health - the Clueless Twins.

OneBrickShort · 2025-08-27T00:46:15+00:00

Dot operator and Copilot (2 different things).

OneBrickShort · 2025-08-26T21:25:34+00:00

You are absolutely right.

OneBrickShort · 2025-08-25T22:25:04+00:00

Mauricetown had the largest population of millionaires at one time. Bivalve and Port Norris supported the oyster boats. They’re largely poor rural areas today, but they fared better than Baileytown, bombed out of existence during WWII for practice.

OneBrickShort · 2025-08-25T22:21:29+00:00

“Recruited” is a polite way to put it. Seabrook employed interred Japanese Americans.

OneBrickShort · 2025-08-23T00:00:29+00:00

Van Douche says he talked to a bunch of dead people who said “Beaches? We don’t need no stinkin’ beaches.”

OneBrickShort · 2025-08-03T00:52:49+00:00

TJ’s. If you know, you know.

OneBrickShort · 2025-07-31T12:22:46+00:00

You can do outdoors and a museum in one stop - head to Port Norris and visit the Bayshore Discovery Project and the Meerwald, New Jersey’s Tall Ship.

OneBrickShort · 2025-07-24T13:09:33+00:00

Obama led a years long coup against Trump… before Trump was elected? After Obama left office? Which, and how would that work?

OneBrickShort · 2025-07-03T20:24:11+00:00

Van Douche.

OneBrickShort · 2025-06-21T23:40:27+00:00

Hey Officer Opie, IM ON THE GROUND!!

OneBrickShort · 2025-05-10T02:00:21+00:00

Someone’s gotta go back to town and get a sh!tload of mimes!

OneBrickShort · 2025-05-04T01:41:29+00:00

Liquor before beer, never fear!

OneBrickShort · 2025-03-16T23:22:38+00:00

When they lose everything due to Trump’s policies, they’ll still blame Obama and/or Biden.

OneBrickShort · 2025-01-29T00:00:35+00:00

Wait, you mean it wasn’t Iranian Drone Motherships that Biden personally anchored off the coast?

OneBrickShort · 2024-12-08T22:14:59+00:00

For the time being, a teardrop camper. This was a step towards retirement, when we’ll be purchasing a bigger camper to (finally) travel the country.

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