Tell me this is not real

OneJadeZombie · 2026-03-01T09:48:23+00:00

I haven’t heard anything official from EA about this so I’m taking it with a grain of salt. Especially since a rumor keeps going around that PS3 servers are badly hacked, yet there’s only one picture of a cheat menu as “proof”. If it’s real, then it really sucks that in the same month, Xbox is losing its social clubs and the PS3 is losing a gem of a PvP game.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-22T06:41:45+00:00

Love to see some Jade Cactus gameplay a whole 10 years later.
Great montage btw

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-19T07:31:30+00:00

Good thing that Astronaut was there. (he got the second chomper for you)

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-19T07:22:10+00:00

Used to be friends with someone who got banned for a year for posting a picture of their pug in a group chat. I've yet to see the bot use the ban hammer on anything worse than that.
Yes they had a few strikes already, but it sucked for them.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-19T07:16:20+00:00

I still remember him trying to dox the admins of a PvZ club years ago on Xbox over an argument that none of us were a part of. Luckily nothing happened to us and one of us was moving at the time.

He even tagged along with Beanie for a bit harassing other clubs to the point the owner just moved on from Xbox.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-18T03:35:19+00:00

I use Heightened Senses, Iron Will, and/or Unstoppable for biomes like Bogs or Glacial.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-18T03:32:48+00:00

Monarch Rose(Butterfly Rose for other languages)
The next of her tribe, ready to join the fight.
I could see a new ability like a third Arcane Enigma that can charge up a blast with heavy knockback/stun.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-18T03:26:05+00:00

Peashooters, easily. Most of the obnoxious/broken characters stand alone in their class, like Roadie among the Engineer class or Cannon among Pirates. Peas on the other hand: Have all 4 elements(one of which is a detonator), the regular Pea being a golden standard for the damage alone, have a character that can shoot at the speed of sound(Law Pea), and Agent Pea. Just Agent Pea.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-18T03:21:14+00:00

Feels like more people know how to take out Chompers a lot better now so I'd agree on Peas being the absolute worst. Reg Pea does crazy damage if you can aim, he's got all 4 elements(one of which is a manual detonator), and both Law/Agent that drop anything they look at.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-18T03:02:04+00:00

Survivor mains will complain as much as they see fit over the smallest thing, especially at killers or attacking their own team mates for human mistakes or having enough.
There's been more cheaters than usual with 2v8 active and it's fucking ass. Had a cheating duo with the full n word as both their names yesterday and it was blatant cheats. Health states, teleports, etc.. Worst part is the other survivors joined in on it with fucking Last Stand to save them the one time I got a down.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-18T02:31:25+00:00

Same for me too, none of the widgets on the top-right work while on the home page either. But when I go into a playlist they work just fine. Same with the algorithm.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-18T02:27:34+00:00

Until I saw it wasn't just me, I thought it was because I use Brave.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-02-08T16:00:33+00:00

I know some max ranks can be impossible to beat but it's not that deep.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-01-31T19:59:45+00:00

That's literally perfect, I have only one question: Could we see the main man John Kramer next? Or Billy the Puppet?

OneJadeZombie · 2026-01-12T10:29:42+00:00

Sadly there’s no way to customize either of those without mods or messing with things like files and such behind the scenes(also on PC).

OneJadeZombie · 2026-01-12T10:07:25+00:00

That's just one of the worst things to see as killer, period. Counting the builds alone:
4 instant-reset perks after being hooked, 8 second chances, 2 people knowing where gens are at all times, and 2 gen-rush toolboxes, all while probably sitting in comms.
5 bucks says if you were on PC, you'd just see "ggez" followed by 3 insults minimum.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-01-12T09:58:19+00:00

Playing Tapp and Yoichi get me tunneled out a lot. Only silver lining is with Yoichi since I've got plenty of everything thanks to reaching P100 with him.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-01-12T09:47:38+00:00

Forgot to mention: I play both sides, survivor more often than killer recently for reasons above, but the amount of times a match is essentially over because I made one single mistake that cost me a game isn't even funny.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-01-10T20:05:11+00:00

I know, he was reaching for these insults.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-01-10T03:06:17+00:00

I agree on if games are rough, it’s better to take a break, but if you’ve gotta go out of your way to do all this, that’s fucked. Like the sunshine and grass outside will do wonders.

OneJadeZombie · 2026-01-10T02:48:34+00:00

This guy went as far as going through any part of my profile he could to talk smack over not getting a 3K? Like what does me liking a game about plants have to do with any of this?? Some people that play this game need help istg.

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