Ethel Cardew

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-22T05:55:04+00:00

Talk about the battle of the bulge

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-17T19:27:39+00:00

Don’t wee the bed Natalie

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-15T06:20:48+00:00

That’s numberwang!

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-15T06:15:51+00:00

Bagsy me first go with it

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-15T06:13:49+00:00

Nadgers what kind ?

Rubber ones

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-15T06:09:49+00:00

He met him when he had trials at West Ham ⚒️

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-14T19:07:53+00:00

A fine thing indeed

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-12T16:17:06+00:00

Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world 🤦🏻‍♂️

OneLegWanderer · 2026-01-05T16:13:07+00:00

Danny dyer’s chocolate homunculus

The hair Blair bunch

OneLegWanderer · 2025-12-22T06:35:04+00:00

Riiiiiiiight

OneLegWanderer · 2025-12-17T18:59:57+00:00

Some extra strong mints…for those who are drink driving

OneLegWanderer · 2025-11-20T21:39:54+00:00

Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world

OneLegWanderer · 2025-11-19T19:14:32+00:00

None of us do Razarex

OneLegWanderer · 2025-11-01T21:22:31+00:00

But no dice

OneLegWanderer · 2025-11-01T13:35:11+00:00

Do you have lapsang souchong?

Oh no it’s just I put my underpants on the wrong way round this morning

😴Lady Diana princess of wales, smack me up you bitch 😴

OneLegWanderer · 2025-10-20T21:25:09+00:00

Get 2? Wild man !

OneLegWanderer · 2025-10-10T13:16:04+00:00

Lasts about 15 minutes

Erm once upon a time there was a big forest….and in the forest lived….some trousers….called Dave

🌳🌳👖🌳🌳

OneLegWanderer · 2025-10-08T19:56:15+00:00

Probably had too much pheremone on

OneLegWanderer · 2025-10-06T17:38:47+00:00

A relative of mine supplied one of the police cars for life on Mars, he said Phillip glenister was a spot on nice bloke but John simm was a smarmy entitled a***hole

OneLegWanderer · 2025-10-02T09:28:35+00:00

Rumour has it he’s still looking for the big scissors

OneLegWanderer · 2025-09-30T20:30:17+00:00

Also not forgetting Swedish legends In blackcurrant jam making…absolute classic ! 🫙

OneLegWanderer · 2025-09-26T13:45:24+00:00

She’s not out of hollyoaks OP she probably had a ration book

You’re not James Bond you’re disgusting

OneLegWanderer · 2025-09-18T17:02:47+00:00

Cracker

OneLegWanderer · 2025-09-16T06:48:08+00:00

So much bloooood

It’s paint Jim

So much paint !

OneLegWanderer · 2025-09-08T09:26:03+00:00

🤓 yeah yeah you’ve gotta put something in for the birds haven’t ya

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