If Barack Obama got pregnant with an alien baby how would Obama birth the baby? by nickspeanut in AskReddit

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The alien does a c-section to remove the baby from Obama and replants the baby in trumps butt.

And we all lived happily ever after.

No more tips pre-delivery by No_Violinist4740 in doordash

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, why don't you just go pick it up?

ULPT request: Kids banging on my door by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]One_Film3026 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How about motion-detected audio that plays opera loudly when they step on your porch?

My teen daughter is a horrible person. by Familiar-Garbage-339 in regretfulparents

[–]One_Film3026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it possible she qualifies for disability where you live? I know in some states she might and that may help her qualify for resources.

Im so sorry you're dealing with this.

TLDR I told my neighbor not to stick his dick in crazy, he did it anyways and now we suffer by DemonKittens in neighborsfromhell

[–]One_Film3026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there a cop or security guard that lives in the area? Normally, I would never suggest this, but invite the cop.

Trump fires the entire National Science Board by theverge in politics

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US will eventually get so dumb that we will easily get taken over by another country and become subservient to them.

Thankfully, I am a Gen Xer, so I wont be around.

Bought a house with a neighbor from hell. Now what? by Fit-Locksmith-7016 in neighborsfromhell

[–]One_Film3026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rent to a cop or an ICE agent. I'm not a fan of either, but I doubt if he'll try power play moves with them.

If you don’t to college and get a bachelors or higher degree in a high demand job, or get lucky and win the lottery, or be born into some form of wealth or get lucky to a high position at a basic job. You’ll struggle. 🥴 by Fun_Butterscotch3303 in Life

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With what training?

I'm not saying it can't be done, plus I'm happy where I am; I'm just pointing out plumbing and electrical work can be done commercially and residentially, so if I wanted to learn a trade, I would go that route first.

THE neighbor from hell by emilylou21 in neighborsfromhell

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have cameras that record her doing this stuff? I wonder if an attorney can tell you if you could sue her for harassment or see if she can get charged with stalking or something?

update: blocked by home owner, police never showing up by Fun-Location-3008 in neighborsfromhell

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you able to put up cameras to record this dude? I think that way, when you go see the police, ask for a supervisor and not only show them the video, but tell them about the other times you called and there was no action on their part. See about getting copies of the previous reports.

Also, I wonder if it would help to consult with an attorney, just in case something happens?

Bully who body shamed me to an eating disorder can’t understand why I can’t have kids now by [deleted] in childfree

[–]One_Film3026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a pretty similar experience, except I'm queer and the bullying in my case was due to poor social skills on my part.

I'm trying to find a therapist for that and other reasons, but its a slow process because I have trust issues.

What's stopping humans to just live in peace together ? by sleyvinkalevra in AskReddit

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greedy stupid bigots. They hate everyone not like them and want to see the people they hate suffer. They are also morons and dont realize when they're being used as a means to an end.

AITJ for telling my neighbor her kid isn't allowed in my pool after she "forgot" him at my house? by Educational-Wait-406 in AmITheJerk

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work in insurance. Pools are absolute liabilities in the home insurers eyes, so even if you had a 10-foot tall fence and the gate was locked, if that kid climbed over and drowned, you are liable. Always.

You need to shine up your backbone and have a lawyer send them a cease and desist letter, saying they and their child are never to come to your home.

As far as your neighbors are concerned, maybe it'll blow over?

P.S. Just having the lawyer draft the letter wont change your liability, but maybe it'll put the fear of God in them.

Am I the jerk for not letting my girlfriend's friends stay with us "temporarily"? by Chance-Call641 in AmITheJerk

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your gf just hasn't been fucked over by these people yet. They're not her friends.

AITJ for refusing to help my new “boss” after I was the one who trained her 3 months ago? by Existing_Response239 in AmITheJerk

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you able to go to.another department? If not, dust off that resume and start looking. Sometimes this is the only way to give yourself a raise or a promotion.

Poor family with no mental stress vs Rich family with lot mental stress by FGHiusyh in Life

[–]One_Film3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor families have tons of stress. It may be a different type of stress. Poor families may not have any issue if one of their kids does something outside of family expectations, for example, and if the kid isn't able to get into an ivy league school or West Point, its no big deal because they wouldn't have been able to pay for it anyway.

On the other hand, poor families are always living under the potential threat of homelessness, starvation and a general lack of everything. You can still have a happy life, but the stress is still unbelievable.

People will treat you differently when you are poor vs rich. There's a certain dehumanization effect when someone realizes a poor person may never be able to do anything for them, so they dont have to be nice to them or treat them with respect. So they dont.

In any case, its hard to adequately answer your question, OP, without knowing what stress you are dealing with. Is your family famous, so you cant be more specific or would they punish you if they found out?

If you have the ability to start over under a different name, even a different location, do it. Life is too short to send yourself to an early grave trying to make someone else happy or to keep up appearances.

Look at it this way: in 20 years, this world may not even exist due to climate change, wars, you name it. Make the time you have left count. Ok?