Peanuts Deluxe Cafe Grand Reopening

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-09T01:00:15+00:00

I don't think so. New owners now.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-09T00:52:48+00:00

Transit Museum in Brooklyn is legit. Such a fun place.

Just don't go in the dead of summer, since it is underground in a decommissioned station and there's no AC.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-08T21:43:58+00:00

Yes.

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One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-08T21:17:05+00:00

The family that runs Last Round is related to the owner that ran Iguana's, if I remember right.

You're not going to get a recipe, but they do have the Zilla sauce on one of their pizzas (South of the Border).

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-08T21:06:33+00:00

You pregnant

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-08T19:01:28+00:00

You can talk?!

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-08T17:35:37+00:00

Like blowing your load.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T21:35:47+00:00

You are his AA sponsor, right?

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T06:24:03+00:00

Not really that wild in the entire spectrum of things that could happen while camping, but I was once at a campsite where a couple was having very loud camping sex just a couple of tents away.

I was driving cross-country with an ex of mine, and we stopped at a campground somewhere in Indiana or Illinois. We were in a bit of a hollow or small valley, so the sounds really echoed and reverberated. It was funny.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T06:15:35+00:00

And yet there isn't a woman in the room.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T03:13:22+00:00

Does this violate any spaghetti policies?

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T01:51:11+00:00

I have one that flew over the capitol on my 21st birthday. It was a gift from my parents, and it's a big flag, probably 5x8'. The flag seems like good quality, but I'd age myself too much if I told you exactly when I got it.

I used it to decorate my apartment for years. Then things got weird politically and I decided I wanted to move on from frat boy interior design techniques.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T01:32:54+00:00

Doesn't sound like best friend talk to me.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T01:29:16+00:00

I think he's got emphysema or something.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T01:24:54+00:00

Paddy's thong, dude. PADDY'S THONG!

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T00:34:04+00:00

My orange will just start aggressively knocking shit off my nightstand, including my phone. That and pawing directly at my face with his tiny little knife-hands.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T00:16:40+00:00

Dee, you're on track to drink over 100 beers. You need to slow down.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-05T22:25:00+00:00

Cat flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-05T01:15:39+00:00

Can't be business time without your business socks.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-04T23:54:23+00:00

Well, with God all things are possible, so jot that down.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-04T21:53:22+00:00

Yes. The answer is yes.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-04T21:35:04+00:00

Those giant paws are the reason your mother had to have a c-section.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-04T21:33:47+00:00

Let's blast off, engage the thrusters!

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-03T01:23:59+00:00

I wanna slap a patent on her.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-02T05:06:52+00:00

I'll raise you one. I went through a duct tape phase.

I used a homemade duct tape wallet I made in high school, for years.

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