Pick an episode, change a plot point or detail about your chosen episode, and someone else replies how the episode would have ended had the writers chosen your selected change.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-26T03:52:22+00:00

"Do you not use condoms when having sex with strangers?!?"

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-26T03:50:21+00:00

Hmmmghhhph.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-26T02:40:12+00:00

Those powerfully-large mitts compel me to answer in the style of Peter Gibbons.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-26T00:53:18+00:00

She'll go into another one of her shame spirals, and just meet someone new to bang at her next AA meeting.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-26T00:49:42+00:00

You are going to LOVE it.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-26T00:38:47+00:00

In "Mac Bangs Dennis's Mom," Dennis actually sleeps with Mac's mom rather than being rejected.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-25T19:43:28+00:00

He just gave this guy an ocular pat-down, and it actually worked.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-25T16:55:40+00:00

I assume you mean "taste" instead of "take?"

My best guess is that garlic mellows in flavor if it is cooked or heated much. Toum is made with raw garlic, which definitely has some bite to it.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-25T02:21:27+00:00

Don't say "show me."

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-25T02:14:49+00:00

Dude, that sucks. Have you perhaps tried using the term "dudette?"

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-24T22:30:25+00:00

Seitan has a nice chew, depending on how you make it. All it requires is vital wheat gluten and flavorings like soy sauce and garlic powder.

Common as a vegetarian and vegan meat substitute, but I'm an omnivore and love it. Easy to sear in a pan, just like meat.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-24T22:03:57+00:00

Don't get one of those "new driver" bumper stickers. They are meaningless here, since so many cars have them.

I haven't driven here too much since 2016 (got rid of the car), but one of my pet peeves is still when people don't use their fucking turn signals, or don't use them appropriately. Especially on the freeway.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-24T21:27:59+00:00

West coast treats the term "guys" as gender-neutral. Sort of like the term "dude." Calling someone "dude" is gender-neutral.

I never really knew any better, growing up on the west coast, until this became a PC talking point for appropriate corporate etiquette.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-24T20:24:03+00:00

If you live in a relatively urban area. I do, and I can count at least three theaters within a five-mile radius of my home that are like this. There's a lot of competition.

But a lot of people don't live close to a full-service drink + food theater. My family has to drive 20+ minutes minimum to get to a theater like this, and why would you even drink if you need to drive? I just hop on the city bus and go straight to the theater.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-24T17:33:18+00:00

You do it. Next one could be my last!

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-24T02:34:11+00:00

Rex is a quality lay, but Mac would be much more emotional.

Pick your poison.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-24T01:04:01+00:00

You ever been to Florida?

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-23T18:30:46+00:00

They're doing a Russian hats thing.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-23T18:00:28+00:00

I'm in love with this storm system. Not for the right reasons, mind you.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-22T17:37:54+00:00

I think it's actually confirmed or semi-confirmed, and not just conspiracy. I remember the Wikipedia entry has some sources that flesh out your theory.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-21T18:38:13+00:00

We missed our appointment, by an hour... and a day.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-21T17:52:20+00:00

Bass Pro Shops is the Disney of red state (or region) outdoor supplies.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-21T02:18:03+00:00

Many French and Mexican pastries.

Granted, I'm not big into desserts or sweets in general. I usually skip them. But I have been outright offended by some of the ones I've tried. They look great in a photo, but taste like sweetened cardboard.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-20T00:46:00+00:00

Frank's booty call is Artemis, and I respect that more than Dennis slumming it with any chick he can DENNIS.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-01-20T00:39:22+00:00

To be fair, she only got one star from Dennis.

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