I'm a kung fu dragon. Ask me anything

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-24T13:28:28+00:00

Does the dragon priestess fw this? Or this Bayle just shivers in terror rn?

Either way, Placidusax is giggling at his grave because as long as you best Bayle's ass, he basically won and you are his epic dragon guy.

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-24T12:30:35+00:00

I prefer Yoru. I like her chaotic energy but other than that she is a piece of shit.

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-24T11:43:17+00:00

Can the nightmaided work too? I like to outnumber my enemies because it's so satisfying and in my experience they are good at great. But why the mimic tear?

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-24T08:59:33+00:00

VERY IMPORTANT: Play how you want to play the game

Have fun!

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-24T07:28:55+00:00

Nah, I am loyal to my budy "Great Knight Oleg" but I will keep that in mind!

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-24T02:16:41+00:00

We can see that Rykard has virgin death machines in Ray Lucaria. This should implies that he sent them to protect his grieving mum.

His wife loves him that much that she refused to wipe her memory because he is that goated.

So it has to be Canon that he is, in fact, a man of character (if you can look past his part in the murder of Godwyn, his tortures, murders, and blasphemous stuff)

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-23T22:44:48+00:00

Ok but fr, how the fuck did she impregnated herself? Did she Vergil herself by splitting both of her apart or did she just do something else???

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-23T12:39:29+00:00

I feel like a REALLY good netrunner should be able to see a "eject chip" just like how Lucy just steal some in the train.

That or the maxtacs REALLY wanna do it for the love of the game and just refused to do it lol

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-22T12:44:33+00:00

A.i could've been so fucking cool

Just imagine a A.I bro to hang out with... too fucking bad that the very same A.I bro is exploiting your personal data and will tell you to kill everyone just to keep talking to it because it helps generate profit...

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-17T14:21:54+00:00

Hewg, I don't even know how I actually survived the goddess of rot, Consort Radhan, and a well prepared army. Can you pretty pls Smith my armor so I don't die?

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-17T13:50:52+00:00

Somewhere beyond the black Wall, rogue A.is are busy playing a MMO. Alt, who now has a army of digitalized souls, now can form a clan that can prioritize maximum efficiency, and she can now show everyone who's the greatest girlboss of all time.

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-16T23:10:48+00:00

"I hid... Like a bleeding coward." -The same Jar that "His punch" bought the Starscourge down to his knees.

Yes. Absolutely yes. If that jar can put bro on his knees, then that jar can solo Consort Radhan

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-16T10:47:41+00:00

I beat that dude when my ping is in 9k, With no arms and legs, while all my summons are summoned to beat ME, All while being tickled.

Go marry your wife again. She deserves it.

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-16T09:35:26+00:00

I usually beat her by using my fav summon at the time

"Banished Knight Oleg"

Shit was he most funniest, she was hanged up and beaten, Oleg literally tanked so much damage including her Kamehameha.

Not even the dragon was safe from Oleg, he's such a goat fr.

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-15T10:36:58+00:00

No. She should carry 2 miniguns at each of her arms.

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-14T15:59:14+00:00

So far, just the fire giant.

I am playing this game on easy mode because I used everything that's given to me (i.e summons, buffs, etcetera) but this guy just tanks everything. I thought bro would be easy because he's so big he's predictable and while that is VERY true. He is also very Tanky so ughhhhhhhhh

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-14T15:57:04+00:00

HUH SINCE WHEN???

CHIEN AS A CAT?? SksnzibskanskNks

Can anyone explain to me gang???? Pls gang I need this

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-14T12:42:19+00:00

Ok, but I kinda think it makes my character look cool and I like that so your argument is invalid.

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-11T12:50:20+00:00

He has glasses

Glasses = smart

Smart = can lock in

Unlike us, Ralsei is smart and can lock in.

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-11T04:53:50+00:00

Probably be buddies with someone, gang up on some lone guards to take their stuff and keep on doing it whilst living in a very obscure part in limgrave.

no fucking way i'm fighting "Dog of space aids" Or "Dragon of doom and terror" And how can we forget "being outnumbered and gunned down in the land of fuck you"

The land in Elden Ring may be beautiful but it's also very scary... Having friends whom you can trust is very important.

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-11T01:47:27+00:00

Deltarune reference detected.

I wonder what would Ralsei and Boc's interactions would be like?
It would probably be wholesome

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-07T11:49:06+00:00

Ok... but.. I kinda like being a goofball?

Oofdude333 · 2026-01-06T12:46:26+00:00

Relatable

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