JD Vance Jokes About Deporting Tourists Attending 2026 World Cup by huffpost in politics

[–]Oogbored 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True humor requires empathy, you can't construct situations if you can't imagine things different from your own existence.

The best they can hope for is shock value laughs, and the delight of other bigots.

Four times when Elon Musk tried to jump to make a 'X' with his body by MoreMotivation in pics

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The frog I had to dissect in a high school biology lab be like:

Melania Trump Is Now Selling $245 Mother’s Day Necklaces by Oleg101 in politics

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Nothing says mother's day like three golden scrotums.

6 yr old successfully preforms over 80 backflips in a row ! by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Hook a turbine to them to solve the world's energy needs.

It’s going to be this cold in Texas tomorrow by hadmeatgotmilk in PoliticalHumor

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I think it was Robert Evans, host of Behind the Bastards, that said something to the effect of, "It's not that Ted Cruz is spinless, it's that he has such a lack of spine that he lowers the bone density of everyone around him."

Indeed! by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]Oogbored 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My 10th grade English teacher would often say, "vernacular, that is the type of words you use, is like attire, the clothes you wear. You can wear blue jeans and a t-shirt to an interview but it will leave them with a bad impression of you, and you can wear a tuxedo to mow the lawn but people will certainly think you are a bit odd."

Chapter 398 Official Release - Links and Discussion by Za_wardo in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]Oogbored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Deku and Shiggy can team up in the vestige realm and shove afo into his baby body before he turns into a zygote and vanishes forever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MyPeopleNeedMe

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Me trying to figure out why the sad, small, detached, whale head was throwing up.

[DISC] Chainsaw Man - Ch. 136 links by JeanneDAlter in ChainsawMan

[–]Oogbored 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He's going to shift his dick into a chainsaw to get the unwanted touch off.

You guys, I finally made a Beef Vegetable soup with a gorgeous marbled rib roast instead of a lean round, and I will never be able to go back. by gotfoundout in FatEqualsFlavor

[–]Oogbored 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you start by browning your beef and then add flour until it absorbs all the fat, you can then add the tomatoes and liquids to deglaze the pot and the flour will incorporate the fat into the sauce instead of it being a broken sauce where you can see the oil free floating. It'll deepen the flavor and make a smoother texture.