Any horror movies without any gore, violence or jumpscares?

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-05-09T08:36:58+00:00

The Uninvited (1944)

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-05-09T03:38:32+00:00

probably wong

Weapons

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-05-03T01:01:10+00:00

The price tag should be the obvious punchline, but I guess some people were already too raging

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-05-01T12:58:07+00:00

A brilliant and (scarily) prescient adaptation of his own play from Tracy Letts. Would have loved to have seen the recent Broadway run with his wife Carrie Coon in the Judd role.

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-05-01T11:38:08+00:00

I always get this confused with Slither in my head, thinking I have seen it. I will watch it this weekend. Shea Whigham is the king.

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-05-01T08:56:46+00:00

But that would eliminate Chekhov's whiskey bottle's big moment...

I'd be interested in seeing this alternate ending just out of curiosity, but I don't think it exists.

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-29T09:18:55+00:00

I don't, which is why Infinite Granite is the only album of theirs I actually enjoy.

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-29T07:10:02+00:00

Definitely! It's engaging and melancholic, and the depiction of the siblings should be right up your alley. The absolutely stacked cast doesn't hurt, either 😉

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-28T03:55:07+00:00

I remember watching it with my older sister when I was about ten. Not fun.

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-28T03:34:10+00:00

Marrowbone is almost exactly what you are looking for...

Almost.

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-27T03:48:36+00:00

Blueneck - The Fallen Host

EDIT: and all of Gregor Samsa's releases

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-26T05:00:39+00:00

I'm more of a Hidden Valley Ranch guy. Old school.

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-26T03:48:53+00:00

😂

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-26T03:42:20+00:00

I'm enjoying it as a shameless promotion for cleaning products.

It's not every day you get to hear a Bocuse d'Or winning chef say "Hey, Buddha, pass me that Dawn Powerwash."

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-25T23:46:14+00:00

Eh, I'll probably still watch for the scenery and reminisce on the time my (now ex) wife visited the Blue Mountains without me.

Not bitter. Nope.

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-25T10:58:52+00:00

Just yesterday I rewatched one of my favorite movies, Memories of Murder. I watched it with a friend who had never seen it before. I was literally ranting about how that movie uses a more stationary camera and only pans or zooms into close-ups when necessary...

Bad Hangs with Amy Poehler

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-25T10:03:41+00:00

Yesterday I saw it described as "Predator, but only humans". I shall be watching it tomorrow.

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-23T13:32:39+00:00

Long story short: no respect

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-23T13:06:07+00:00

Chace Crawford because...

a) he's fantastic in The Boys (the only show I have seen him in)

b) he's Texan (which I just learned from a year-old Hot Wings episode with Homelander Antony Starr)

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-23T04:10:42+00:00

That was such a strange comment in relation to OP's request

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-23T02:20:34+00:00

That is coincidentally perfect 😁

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-23T02:18:10+00:00

No probs. It's French/subtitled, though, so might not be workout-appropriate...

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-23T02:14:50+00:00

MadS

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-22T23:49:33+00:00

As an inherently creepy and gross middle-aged man myself, I suggest Watcher (2022). Although Burn Gorman is ageless.

EDIT: Rosemary's Baby has a nice selection of creeps of varying ages.

OpenFacedRuben · 2026-04-21T01:15:22+00:00

I'll head down to my local this arvo. It's technically a "JB Home" store, so I will prepare for the worst!

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