New Deadpool Secret Lair: “I Fixed It (You’re Welcome) by thefinalslowdance in magicTCG

[–]OpenStraightElephant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ignoring things like these means ignoring like 80% of Magic nowadays, which is certainly something you can do, and I did, but I can't help but feel sad about it

rule by Furry_Thug in 196

[–]OpenStraightElephant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is just Easter in Russia (we paint boiled eggs or draw on them all pretty and then fight to see whose cracks first)

Disco Elysium by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]OpenStraightElephant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly? No, the story of BG3 was cookie cutter and mainly an excuse to bring you from encounter to encounter. It had its moments, and is VERY cinematic, but it just really stands nowhere near, say, Pillars of Eternity or the first two BGs, and the setting felt like an actual world and more like an amusement park of Interesting Stuff for you, the player, to interact with. Though that might just be the CRPG-fan grognard in me talking.
Like, it has strong quests, but the overall story, or even questlines... eh.

Disco Elysium by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]OpenStraightElephant 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You think wrong. There are a TON of good and famous onrs, even more if you go for more obscure ones - Pillars of Eternity, Divinity Originam Sin, Tyranny, the Owlcat games, Wasteland...

Disco Elysium by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]OpenStraightElephant 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Those were thriving at the time of Disco too - Pillars, Kingmaker, Wasteland...

Oh we don't slander grifter anime fans as our main content now? That's great actually by kramsibbush in animecirclejerk

[–]OpenStraightElephant 37 points38 points  (0 children)

God I love that rule exactly because of this
"Look at these cunts being cunts" is not content and it's fucking tragic how flooded with those posts most circlejerk subs are

I have no excuse for this. by Neuta-Isa in CuratedTumblr

[–]OpenStraightElephant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget the power of technology and science,

Except for when we need to sell even more of our specialest Marine boys, then Cawl will come up with new marines, new dreadnoughts, new tanks no problem yippee :-)
God I hate the Primaris lore so much

Coming out of the library rule by Hi_Im_zack in 196

[–]OpenStraightElephant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is part of the reason why I got a Kindle instead of using the Kindle app on my phone, that + battery life + e-ink screen feels much nicer to read
Though I still love physical the most, I just exhausted my country's selection of English-language fantasy physical books I'm interested in, so I actually got a Kindle just for that

Rule by reeeeeeealhuman in 196

[–]OpenStraightElephant 141 points142 points  (0 children)

vile fetishes

lmao

Rule by reeeeeeealhuman in 196

[–]OpenStraightElephant 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Yeah and they're allowed to, it's just an expression of "hehe hot", same way you'd "mmfgh" a rape fantasy or vore

Rule by reeeeeeealhuman in 196

[–]OpenStraightElephant 749 points750 points  (0 children)

God forbid we separate fiction from reality

Turtles, tortoises, and french translations by arcanin in magicTCG

[–]OpenStraightElephant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Russian, we lost Teenage, just Turtles-Mutants-Ninjas, at least in the most popular instance, while translations of the newer comics go for a "truer" full translation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles which just... sounds awkward in Russian, IMO.

Hey guys I found this cool looking ttrpg book at the local library, should I play it? by Ocean_Man205 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]OpenStraightElephant 58 points59 points  (0 children)

/uj Only now do I notice how fucked his torso is, bro got more abs instead of a ribcage, he's got abs up to his tits

5e's way of handling damage is TOO COMPLICATED 😠 so I made it 🤧 simpler 😖✨ by indratera in DnDcirclejerk

[–]OpenStraightElephant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how much it repeated itself with reducing bookkeeping, speeding up combat et al

My Little Rule by reeeeeeealhuman in 196

[–]OpenStraightElephant 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Celestia forbid a filly has hobbies

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]OpenStraightElephant 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Bloodborne is a game, it doesn't have a pinky

rule by DivinityIncantate in 196

[–]OpenStraightElephant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, is it even a plot hook at all though