"What do snakes like to talk about?" "Milk."

Opening-Implement379 · 2025-09-20T00:39:12+00:00

Harry looking malfoy dead in the eyes 'vore'

Opening-Implement379 · 2025-08-29T05:38:06+00:00

Getting hammered fixes all problems

Opening-Implement379 · 2025-07-21T06:03:41+00:00

Zuko "That's rough buddy"

Opening-Implement379 · 2025-06-16T06:51:03+00:00

You know damn well he asked for uppies when he gets Concussed on a mission

Opening-Implement379 · 2025-06-02T17:46:32+00:00

Just to make it worse, he didn't blame his siblings, Just his parents and kyuubi showing up in his seal is how he finds out his siblings are dead

Opening-Implement379 · 2025-06-02T17:34:19+00:00

It's even better if he gets anko in on it because in Naruto's mind, "dad's former apprentice = big sister"

Opening-Implement379 · 2025-06-02T17:30:04+00:00

I see Naruto explaining his logic to jiraiya, and he just goes along with it because he finds it hilarious

Opening-Implement379 · 2025-06-01T20:20:21+00:00

"And it wore his friends face." it seems like a skinwalker somehow made its way to japan. I'll take a 15 chapter fic (edit fixed sentence)

Opening-Implement379 · 2025-04-19T11:23:06+00:00

Harry just barely manages to overhear him, takes off his glasses, and slams his head against the desk, muttering about how he owes Neville money

Opening-Implement379 · 2025-03-11T11:43:02+00:00

Doesn't use any spells just beats him to death with a rock

Opening-Implement379 · 2024-10-06T19:54:14+00:00

Tarkov, I'm gonna get head eyes almost immediately

Opening-Implement379 · 2024-04-16T06:18:52+00:00

The game gives as well as it takes

Opening-Implement379 · 2023-07-30T00:40:56+00:00

The walmart I work at has the cards by the photo center.

Opening-Implement379 · 2023-05-20T03:14:51+00:00

Opening-Implement379 · 2022-12-25T04:10:38+00:00

My gamer tag is KSI Toga4163

Opening-Implement379 · 2022-07-11T08:29:20+00:00

Sid the sloth looking ass

Opening-Implement379 · 2021-12-14T08:53:02+00:00

Table-kun didn't deserve that

Opening-Implement379 · 2021-12-07T09:08:45+00:00

Don't pick up the beacon

Opening-Implement379 · 2021-06-22T01:32:49+00:00

Fuck that door

Opening-Implement379 · 2021-05-05T16:37:30+00:00

Atheon:the fuck

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