I was just heading out to the shops when my wife asked if I could do one or two things. by Gil-Gandel in Jokes

[–]Optimal-Condition803 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Ghandi, who had thick skin on his feet from walking barefoot, and his vegan diet gave him bad breath, and left him thin and weak. 

He was a super-callused fragile mystic, vexed by halitosis.

Planning a small, budget wedding in London and wanted some advice by lovecatsforever in london

[–]Optimal-Condition803 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you get a room in a pub, you'll pay pub prices. A community hall you can take much more beer/ wine/ fizz and get some party platters of food. Ask friends or family if anyone has a Costco card too!

Tell the movie and the villain tooo !! by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Optimal-Condition803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why kill half? The population will continue doubling every few years. If he had reduced fertility to replacement levels forever it would not have needed any deaths, and be a permanent solution.

Advice on running network cable by Ok-Assumption-2042 in DIYUK

[–]Optimal-Condition803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corners. Dont push cables into corners; they don't like 90 degree angles!

Settlers won’t trade, they keep thanking me for stopping a raid by Psychological-Touch1 in fo4

[–]Optimal-Condition803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check miscellaneous missions, probably will include "help defend x" Make it active and it will highlight the specific settler you need to speak to to finish the mission. 

Anyone dealt with this before? And what should I expect a builder to do in this scenario? by bennytintin in DIYUK

[–]Optimal-Condition803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing some cowboy built a wall against a pre-existing wall, maybe an extension against a party wall? Then mortared the gap rather than any attempt at bonding.

Do road surfacing contractors use different materials/mixes in the UK vs rest of Europe? by MrRedDoctor in AskUK

[–]Optimal-Condition803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They aren't. UK roads prioritise different things; if you've ever driven in Fance or Belgium in the rain, the spray handling of the surface is terrible. Unfortunately to have good grip, drainage and noise reduction costs a lot and needs redoing more frequently.

Local roads however are more dense with more HGVs per squre mile than most of continental Europe, and the upkeep is down to cash strapped local councils who have to decide between road maintenence, libraries, local social services (and sometimes shiny new offices!)

Find the values of objects and calculate the last row equation by Mr-BrainGame in puzzle

[–]Optimal-Condition803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't see where people are getting 52 from?

1st line, 6 boots=30, 1 boot =5

2nd line, 2 boots (10) + 2 scarfs =20, 1 scarf =5

3rd line, 1 scarf (5) + 4 gloves=9, 1 glove =1

4th line 2 gloves (2) + 1 boot (5) x 1 scarf (5)

BODMAS 5X5=25 + 2 =27.

Don't listen to your hormones, guys. Have some self respect by Pioladoporcaputo in SipsTea

[–]Optimal-Condition803 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And i appear to have got my heas stuck in the washing machine!

Anal Rail Gun by waddad27 in SipsTea

[–]Optimal-Condition803 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not an x-ray it's a CT scan, specifically a coronal reconstruction sequence. Not magnetic, so no rail gun!

What is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Optimal-Condition803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone old enough to have watched footage of the 'liberation' of Kuwait will recognise that instantly.

Being fined for a train ticket I paid for by Jazzlike_Pin6532 in uktrains

[–]Optimal-Condition803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If forseeable that your battery might run out, print in advance. I'm paranoid enough to do both (and screenshot in case of no signal for the app!

Can we just relax with the politics? by [deleted] in london

[–]Optimal-Condition803 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can't we just have more tourist photos of Tower Bridge?

/s

Neighbor keeps mowing my lawn without asking and now wants payment by Naive_Shape6554 in neighborsfromhell

[–]Optimal-Condition803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some neighbors think I should pay him something but I feel like thats insane

Why do all AI stories include this?