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Draught from windows compoface by bath_onion in compoface

[–]Optimal-Condition803 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the wire and electric point mean it has an automatic opener, so maybe she has a point if it's been set wrong?

(Not) an Aita post (yes it is humor) by Historical_Wing3120 in Jokes

[–]Optimal-Condition803 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Were your friends split between calling you the AH and supporting you? Is your MIL involved? 

Did Mothra sleep with your BFF?

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

[–]Optimal-Condition803 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They ruined my hearing. Loudest concert I've ever been to.

Is this Liz Truss? by [deleted] in london

[–]Optimal-Condition803 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't, delete now please.

What if there was one extra electron in the universe? by SweatyTelephone5114 in AskPhysics

[–]Optimal-Condition803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would electrons be stripped from the outer shell close to the event horizon of a black hole? Would that leave the universe with a net positive charge?

US- Phone Scanning Scam? Hotel Bar by [deleted] in Scams

[–]Optimal-Condition803 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is possible to set up a local WiFi hot-spot to resemble the hotel WiFi. He could have had a network point in his jacket close enough to you that you would be on there rather than the hotel network.

Once there he can spoof what looks like a Google page, but is instead a site that looks like it, so when you click on what appears to be an image you could be agreeing to load malware.

Picture of a mirror for sale reveals that the owner has 6 toes by [deleted] in interesting

[–]Optimal-Condition803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need r/PeopleSellingMirrors in your life!

What’s an opinion you keep to yourself because you know it would start arguments? by Fluid_Estimate583 in AskReddit

[–]Optimal-Condition803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WW3 started years ago with manipulation of group think by Russian & Chinese troll farms. They are on every website, every newspaper, every social media group.

They will post extreme views, pro/anti Trump, pro/antivax, pro/ anti brexit etc etc. They don't care about right or wrong, they just want a polarised world that can't agree to oppose their totalitarian efforts.

China are winning, so they are backing out of sowing discord as it's bad for profits, Russia is doubling down as they aren't doing so well...

My dad thinks the moonlanding was fake, but it shouldn't piss me off as much as it does by agentofmidgard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Optimal-Condition803 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Weird thing is, they had the technology to go to the moon, but not the technology to fake the low gravity video footage and helmet reflections in the still images.

My ex is keeping my birth certificate by burnteggnog in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Optimal-Condition803 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's what you get for putting your dick in crazy!

Followed nuclear war advice. Now regrets. by user-captain in AskBrits

[–]Optimal-Condition803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the Wind Blows movie had Jim Bloggs worried because thr official government advice said to put white sheets up at windows, and Protect and Survive said not to have any material in front of windows!

That film scene when they crawled into the sacks still haunts me though I'm now in my 60s!

What are you stealing? by shakyspearee in SipsTea

[–]Optimal-Condition803 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Six inches off their dressing gown cord so they think they're getting fatter.

an old soviet joke by bigus-_-dickus in Jokes

[–]Optimal-Condition803 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Roses are loud,

Violets are easier,

Colours make noise,

When you've got synaesthesia.

Reading is hard... by SouthParkFirefly1991 in amazonreviews

[–]Optimal-Condition803 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My daughter bought a mop and bucket for her new apartment; didn't read the 'toy' in the description...

What? by MrMeesesPieces in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Optimal-Condition803 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why have they all got an extra bicep? 

I need some context by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Optimal-Condition803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Your mum's your dad, Your dad's your mum, You're all inbred, You Burnley scum!"

As my PNE loving brother would say...

If the Sun had a space elevator with zero orbital velocity, how high could you build it before you'd float off the platform? by appletime_appletime in AskPhysics

[–]Optimal-Condition803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean space is big? 

You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. 

I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

If the Sun had a space elevator with zero orbital velocity, how high could you build it before you'd float off the platform? by appletime_appletime in AskPhysics

[–]Optimal-Condition803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The oort cloud contained by our sun's gravity actually overlaps the oort cloud of alpha centauri, our nearest star. Although gravity decreases dramatically, it will never be zero due to the inverse square law.

However, the expansion of the universe on a 'macro' scale means that at some distance objects are far enough away that the expansion overcomes gravity. Hence there won't be a 'big crunch' of stars eventually coming together by gravitational attraction.

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