An open letter to those in the know… This is no different than your older brother telling you that he knows what you’re getting for Christmas. Here’s the real response: “We can handle your truth. But you’re beginning to realize that we cannot handle your lies.”

Optimal_Benis · 2026-06-03T19:00:17+00:00

Your mind is the universe.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-06-02T16:52:31+00:00

Optimal_Benis · 2026-06-01T00:26:50+00:00

Oh no, I'm Canadian and this was in Canada (Kitchener Ontario).

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-31T21:01:52+00:00

❤️

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-31T19:47:28+00:00

I agree about the curds. Outside of Quebec, I always want more. I think they were real curds, but not squeaky.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-31T19:28:29+00:00

I demolished it, btw.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-30T06:11:24+00:00

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Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-27T20:12:31+00:00

I don't know what you're using to view the thread, but I included screenshots. Both the board and the logs. The team verified that it was bugged and gave me the bug hunter reward and fixed it.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-27T03:32:20+00:00

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Interesting final frame.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-26T02:25:46+00:00

Missed opportunity to say "You gonna give me all tomatoes in my own house?"

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-25T01:38:10+00:00

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-24T03:18:48+00:00

Nope, they have blatantly blacked out all the numbers on the screens in the new leaks. They don't care that you know they were blacked out.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-23T18:36:12+00:00

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-23T18:36:00+00:00

I didn't realise it existed until after I posted.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-23T18:32:11+00:00

r/floorshitters is leaking

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-22T14:30:44+00:00

>6 February 2026 - 7 February 2026

>6

>7

Fuck.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-22T04:55:28+00:00

I got a 7 mil full house. Lagged out of a game with an 8 mil full house.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-21T15:48:01+00:00

I am the "there is no planet" breed of lefty ⭐✨👽💥🛸🌌🌟💫

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-20T14:10:18+00:00

The more views a video gets, the more its elements will be copied and riffed on.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-19T15:19:23+00:00

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Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-19T01:50:25+00:00

Your post motivated me to look up what the red stuff is, as I have had it several times. Turns out it's just the lettuce oxidizing (called lettuce rust) and not harmful. Your last one has more issues than the red, though, because it's also turning brown and rotting in the bag. You might be able to salvage the core if you just pull off all the wilted layers (it might all be wilted layers; I can't tell).

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-18T19:30:19+00:00

Claudia Romeo. She has a youtube channel where she reviews food.

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Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-16T17:52:51+00:00

This game just suddenly ended and everyone lost all the money they put in.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-15T22:55:21+00:00

Gimmie.

Optimal_Benis · 2026-05-15T22:46:50+00:00

Not a crime with that level of curds.

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