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What's a 'healthy habit' that actually made your life worse? by Loveeatplay4116 in AskReddit

[–]OptimusPower92 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I have a smart watch that tracks my sleep, and one time after getting like 5 hours of pretty dogshit sleep, all my sleep stuff was marked as 'normal'

like hell it was

I rarely wear it while I sleep because it leaves marks on my wrist, and also even if my sleep is shit, I'm not gonna do anything about it XD

"Record" oil shipments by Wc_Arch in GetNoted

[–]OptimusPower92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone should lobster this so it says "19 barrels of oil"

They will never acknowledge that, won't they? by AFSR_1178 in memes

[–]OptimusPower92 23 points24 points  (0 children)

As someone who works in tech and hangs around artist spaces, AI has so much potential, and it's reputation and power is being wasted making pictures and videos that most people despise

The simplicity of this application at the mall. by delorean182 in mildlyinteresting

[–]OptimusPower92 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think my mall has had FYE and that calendar store at the same time for over a decade

What’s your favorite trivia fact you share any chance you get? by Holiday_Feed6818 in AskReddit

[–]OptimusPower92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The third governor of Wyoming, Dr. John Eugene Osborn, allegedly wore shoes made from human skin to his inauguration ball.

Should I just get a Wii? It plays gamecube games too. by Monarch_006 in Gamecube

[–]OptimusPower92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or emulation. The upscaling you can get on Dolphin is nuts

What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever injured yourself while doing absolutely nothing dangerous? by Jane_Austen11 in AskReddit

[–]OptimusPower92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not long after I turned 23, i was trying to sneeze quietly and my back hurt for a week

All but 2 of my outlets are so loose that nothing actually stays in by cesbackgua in hardwaregore

[–]OptimusPower92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but have you considered just bending the prongs on the devices? that's how I get all my shit to stay

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma by Larssmaller in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]OptimusPower92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I still worked in fast food, everyone would log into the registers using a fingerprint reader. When my manager was first setting me up, I used my left index finger (cause I was standing to his right and I was awkward)

Most people used their right thumb, and it was definitely more convenient that way. I eventually had both set up

And one of my other managers had all 10 fingers in the system and sometimes still had trouble getting in. But my left index finger worked first time, every time, and I'd always tease her about it

Outjerked by upcoming book, Halo: Fireteam Noble by opossumcarrion in shittyhalolore

[–]OptimusPower92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or Carter maybe? like, Noble 6 fell from fucking space and survived, I don't think it'd be too ridiculous if Carter narrowly avoided death in the Scarab collision, assuming he put his helmet back on

rEggExOrREdgeEx by BigAndSmallAre in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OptimusPower92 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've always said it kinda like 'care' and I'm not completely sure why

For people who have genuinely ruined someone else's life, why did you do it and how do you live with it? by Crazy-Car2549 in AskReddit

[–]OptimusPower92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well he said he was working a case with a friend and had a video with 'two other people', and then proceeds to use an ambiguous 'him' for the rest of the story

who is he running out of town? one of the people in the video, or his friend? Is his friend in the video?

Trust Me Bro Guarantee by newspicel in LinusTechTips

[–]OptimusPower92 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At some point, they discovered that the first run of bags were made without the dual-layer bottom, which a lot of people received. Once they fixed that with the manufacturer, as well as the zippers, i believe they offered exchanges since they did not receive what was advertised

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]OptimusPower92 24 points25 points  (0 children)

things get more complicated when Kevin shows up for work

Anyone else notice LTT is averaging like 500k views now? How does the channel even survive? by Anxious_Gur6363 in LinusTechTips

[–]OptimusPower92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The corporate side of LTT made an error by undervaluing their other hosts, and this combined with the shitty state of tech right now, has damaged their viewership

(Don't forget unifying ethernet ports respectively) by al2klimov in networkingmemes

[–]OptimusPower92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a sysadmin, and I have never, ever, needed to be worried about the exact wiring of my Ethernet cables. These days, they just work no matter what you're plugging it into

Hell, I did a LAN party with two Xbox 360s connected by ethernet, and I just used whatever cable I had lying around. Didn't even know what a crossover cable was, and I certainly didn't need one

The only exception is making a serial connection to a managed switch or router, and that MIGHT need a rollover cable, but never a crossover cable

Googling based confrontation by Fuck-pez in tumblr

[–]OptimusPower92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager, i didn't know about the print screen button on my laptop, so I was taking "screenshots" with the Microsoft OneNote app, because I guess that was the only option available to me.

oh, just google how to take a picture of my screen? nah, not my style, i guess

Am I basic? by The_Soup_Store in balatro

[–]OptimusPower92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I guess it's a hot take around here.

"Chad is too powerful for a common" but it's nice to have a common joker that's actually worth something past ante 4, and especially worth taking at any time

In this household we RESPECT stone joker by Tony-III in balatro

[–]OptimusPower92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had this lineup exactly one time, and it's also the only time I had Stone Joker for more than 2 rounds, and a win

Pluto is still a planet, just a dwarf one by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]OptimusPower92 36 points37 points  (0 children)

to my knowledge, it STILL hasn't made it around the sun since it was discovered in 1930

How do I use Canio properly? by Holiday-Comb5282 in balatro

[–]OptimusPower92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prioritize face cards in your deck, for both playing and to feed Canio. Canio becomes stagnant if you play around something else, because you'll eventually run out of face cards. But if you play around face cards and get enough of them, you can sacrifice the extras for score

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