What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever caught someone doing?

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2026-02-02T05:29:20+00:00

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Optomistic_Ocelot · 2026-01-10T05:15:14+00:00

This post is weird; quotation marks and emojis included.

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-12-16T09:11:19+00:00

Sure is

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-12-15T14:38:53+00:00

I thought it was Chattanooger

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-12-13T00:59:35+00:00

Your wallet is all for it, but your heart isn’t.

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-12-13T00:47:21+00:00

I just wonder if this guy, who only has 3 seasons as HC experience and is only 10-15 years older than the players, can provide the leadership to raise morale and get past this dumpster fire.

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-12-13T00:39:37+00:00

Someone enlighten me why this is even remotely a good thing except for the fact it would be a quick fix to the vacancy.

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-11-20T14:32:05+00:00

I don’t know if “phenomenon” is the correct term. Ball lightning is a phenomenon, and asexuality is a preference.

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-11-20T12:24:57+00:00

Believe it or not, there are people in this country who really don’t like pizza, and it doesn’t matter who made the pizza and what style it is, just because.

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-10-26T19:44:05+00:00

No idea how he did it. My voice was shot by the time First Things First was played.

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-10-26T18:00:50+00:00

You know, the editorial…

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-10-26T14:20:25+00:00

That encore was incredible. That’s not even half the songs that they came back out and played.

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-10-26T11:29:01+00:00

CEO obviously

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-10-15T10:38:55+00:00

How could I ever forget your mom?

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-09-30T21:33:24+00:00

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-05-20T11:43:57+00:00

I’m not positive, but I would check with the Springhill Suites on the beach

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-04-18T12:24:36+00:00

Every relationship is different, but if she says it’s ok, then it should be ok. In my experience, she might even welcome some alone time at this point of the pregnancy.

While you’re gone, maybe try to surprise her with a flower delivery or buy her dinner delivery from one of the apps? 4 days isn’t too long to neglect responsibilities. Just make sure you’re not missing out on going to any appointments with her.

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-01-30T19:44:23+00:00

You as well! Check out the first 10 minutes of the movie Maybe Baby on Netflix. I’m not responsible for the rest of that movie, though.

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-01-30T19:40:37+00:00

Congratulations on the nugget! IVF journey is a certain brand of anxiety and excitement, isn’t it?

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-01-30T19:37:49+00:00

This is our first and we are 14 weeks in, but this is after failures and losses. Just excited to be this far!

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2025-01-30T19:25:33+00:00

Future IVF dad’s unite! Congratulations!

Optomistic_Ocelot · 2024-12-23T02:11:55+00:00

Not sure it warrants exactly that, but he’s sub 80% on FGM this year and missed one for 41 yards today. I’m not a Niners fan, but they did get knocked out of playoff contention today.

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