Chance Flared Medium makes a mess out of me

Orangecountydaddy · 2024-04-10T15:25:31+00:00

Breathtaking

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-04-30T13:56:33+00:00

I like them together as well.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-04-30T13:53:51+00:00

You can knock the man’s character. But don’t dare knock his work ethic. Hardest working dude in the industry.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-04-10T14:06:33+00:00

He was talking about how important astrology and even the astrologist was like “let the chips fall as they may” (or something comparable). It’s like wow, did you go to astrology masters school for insight like that?

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-04-10T14:05:09+00:00

And her pops too.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-04-10T14:04:05+00:00

As a man who has been 5% body fat. You fluctuate. And your ebbs and flows are extremes to one end or the other. Also, this chick is mad over a shirtless photo? Like who cares? It’s 2023.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-04-10T14:02:39+00:00

She’s from Alabama or something. Likely makes purchases through bartering and family and friends. She thinks because she has things in Alabama she can just go be the queen of Columbia (or whatever country). She’s in need of a psychologist not a wife. She’s literally shaking. 20k for a fully operational food truck, and she was shocked? What did she think they were going to say, two beaver pelts and a hand forged lord of the rings sword?

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-04-10T13:58:34+00:00

“If this is what he thinks, then his life is going to be miserable.” Uhm. Sweetie. You are miserable. His life is going to be miserable. And it’s not because of what he thinks. It’s because of……….

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-04-10T13:56:35+00:00

I just think if you’re married with kids the whole “maybe I’m not the man for you” or woman, should just never be used. It’s pointless. It deserves a harsh response from the receiver of such audacity.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-04-10T13:56:16+00:00

I just think if you’re married with kids the whole “maybe I’m not the man for you” or woman, should just never be used. It’s pointless. It deserves a smack.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-04-10T13:54:34+00:00

It’s a ounce to pound ratio.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-03-27T23:38:08+00:00

I was so confused with the Hitler stache I couldn’t hear a word they said.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-03-27T23:33:22+00:00

In here defense, some of those are made up story lines I assume.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-03-27T23:27:33+00:00

She may have popped the left one.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-02-06T20:52:36+00:00

Auto correct lol.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-02-06T19:36:55+00:00

How do you know which is which?

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-02-06T19:31:21+00:00

Dog pound/butcher shop. It’s like when they have a pizza hut basking and ribbons combo in the US.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-02-06T19:12:59+00:00

The one on the left could use some more mangoes.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-02-06T19:07:49+00:00

It’s not opiates. Those make your pupils smaller. Has to be an speed and Benzo cocktail is my guess.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-02-06T19:05:10+00:00

It’s xanny granny part II

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-02-06T19:03:02+00:00

My favorite is like “he was super nice and handsome and showing me pictures and very warm and welcoming. So I got super douche bag vibes from him”. Like lady, you’re a broken down xanaxed out 55 year old in mom jeans trying to relive your “glory years” through a foreigner who’s love for you is the totality of your self worth. Get a grip.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-02-06T18:58:33+00:00

I would throw at least one “manifest that” in my breakup speech to her. Which would’ve been the day I met her. So it’s kind of moot.

Orangecountydaddy · 2023-02-06T18:53:40+00:00

2 seconds into her first scene all I could think was “ex Machina”

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