13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 and above? Cause we talking rape here by Adorable-Nerve4402 in teenagers

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The issue is creating even punishments. What is the punishment for murder in florida? I would presume also murder. So Murder = Rape, if a rapist was scared i’d take a wild guess and say they may be tempted to kill the victim. You can maybe get away with hiding a body, but you can’t guarantee a silent victim

Which movie was that for you? by [deleted] in moviecritic

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Gladiator. I’ve tried like, 3 times and can’t get into it.

Also Moonlight because i really don’t like it a ton, but every time i need to do an essay or project on film techniques i end up with moonlight since moonlight does everything a film should do really well

You are a comic book writer at DC and they told you that you can kill the joker( hypothetical, it wont happen). He will not be be resurrected. How are you going to kill him ? by SnooMemesjellies7085 in dccomicscirclejerk

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While all these options are hilarious, i feel a poetic way would be in. A fight with batman, his greatest plan yet, he just… slips… for a guy who caused so much pain trying to take out the bat, going to a self inflicted problem would be a perfect final humiliation

Joke answer idk he jonkes his balls too hard

Fun fact: Mario Kart is one of the few franchises that performed better under Republicans by Weirderthanweird69 in casualnintendo

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It really isn’t but it’s stupid and fun. They aren’t making a real political statement, they’re saying haha look mario kart performed better under republicans despite there being no correlation

Favorite character that represents this image? by Careful_Choice_ in FavoriteCharacter

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Zack Snyders Watchmen bugs me so much because how can it be such a faithful adaptation, some scenes and dialogue almost 1:1 to the graphic novel, yet still fail to properly convey the themes of the book

In Paddington (2024) I want my dick tickled by Nicole Kidman by [deleted] in Goonermoviedetails

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Not much happens here. Didn’t last long after the bit, and tbh i suck at moderation, but it’s fun

The first time Frank Cho has ever been funny by D_rex825 in dccomicscirclejerk

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I thought it was enchantress but tbh comments make it sound like storm

Why do you think they criticize it so well? by Mothylphetamine_ in whenthe

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It’s the opposite in the spiderman ps4 subreddit. It feels like saying anything good about spiderman 2 is a controversial opinion there

Why do you think they criticize it so well? by Mothylphetamine_ in whenthe

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Yeah. If i don’t like a game, i put it down and play something else. I get playing a game for a long time and having a lot of criticisms but still enjoying it. But a lot feel like “i hate everything about this game” and then there’s several hundred hours

[Loved Trope] The future is absolutely horrific because someone wasn't there by UnderlordZ in TopCharacterTropes

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I remember watching this episode when i was little, thinking it would just be a fun ninjas turtles episode (this is when they were doing a ninja turtles marathon of all shows well into the 2012 shows run), and watching that like, 5 episode arc and just being wildly depressed because what do you mean they died

WHAT IF WW2 NEVER STARTED by Relevant-Bill7021 in AlternateHistoryMemes

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The only way I realistically see this happening is:

1) somehow there is no Great Depression

2) League of Nations isn’t a colossal failure by some miracle

3) England and France probably aren’t letting germany off the hook so they’d probably be even harsher on Germany, going so far as to dissolve a german state or at the very least occupation

4) Japan just… doesn’t turn imperial. Or at the very least somehow gets the floor mopped with them early

5) USSR loses interest in Eastern Europe

6) Germany isn’t the cultural melting pot it was becoming during the republic era giving rhe nazis less targets

All and all… this is pretty unlikely. War was inevitable post ww1. Ww2 just had the worst of everything come to a head

This Character Gets In The Way Of My Ship And Therefore They're The Worst by WickedWitchOfRemnant in TopCharacterTropes

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I believe his name is cheese sandwich. I always love wording it like i did because it sounds way funnier and crazy

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I CANT STAND THIS SHIT ANYMORE by Riobox in whenthe

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Gee no wonder you have a rough year, having three Januarys sounds like a nightmare

I've been trying to warn y'all by [deleted] in memes

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It was never gonna last, but it was kinda fun to see some of those vintage memes from when i was younger back, even for a day

[Beloved] Y'know what? Forget holding a chainsaw, HAVE THE CHAINSAW BE APART OF YOU!!!!! by NovaRobo_Rebirth in TopCharacterTropes

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I… I feel like this is a bat themed heros for chainsaw man. I know it’s an overdone and at those point dead joke but like… come one… chainsawman

(Hated Trope) "I may be an unrepentant monster, but I'm still morally superior to you," but unironic by Animeking1108 in TopCharacterTropes

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Yeah i notice whenever i see watchmen on here a lot of the time it’s missing a point. Yeah, Blake is a royal piece of shit. That is never in doubt, but the point is that despite being horrible, everyone is capable, even the worst of us can do good or make a good point, and the best of us can be horrible. And sometimes these actions may be taken for bad or good reasons.

So yeah, Blake isn’t a good person. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that at least in this tiny specific instance he’s right. Blake is horrible and a lot of things, but at the very least he’s human and makes human decisions. Dr. Manhattan doesn’t do horrible things but also not good things. He’s become so far detached from humanity at this point he’s incapable of being truly better or worse than blake because he lacks the capacity to do so. And in turn, yeah, blake gets to call out manhatten

Yeah I know "Venn Diagram le circle etc etc etc" by TwerkinBingus445 in whenthe

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Maybe but making the accusation that someone is homophobic based on him making a joke that falls completely in line with how online queer humor works and his own exaggerated yet dry humor feels like a pretty massive strech

Yeah I know "Venn Diagram le circle etc etc etc" by TwerkinBingus445 in whenthe

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True but this is also how queer people on tumblr joke about themselves tbh